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    omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Kyle on Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:15 pm

    sometimes in spy mode one of the strangers won't be assholes and immediately disconnect.

    profound conversation arises from dumbass joke question then devolves into some dumb religious bullshit: http://logs.omegle.com/c11b379

    "how many roads must a man" etc: http://logs.omegle.com/1823c44

    wacky suicide: http://logs.omegle.com/c47f8ec
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:36 pm

    A really stupid 11 year old vs an older person with comparatively excellent grammar.
    Spoiler:

    Question to discuss:
    What are your deepest secrets?
    Stranger 1: I'm not telling u my secrets why would I im 11 why?
    Stranger 1: U 29
    Stranger 2: Do you really feel the need to tell us you're 11
    Stranger 1: Or waht
    Stranger 2: rly
    Stranger 1: Yes I'm 11 for crying out loud
    Stranger 2: I mean is it NECESSARY to prolong this conversation?
    Stranger 2: Do we CARE?
    Stranger 2: No
    Stranger 1: Or for god sake
    Stranger 2: This is the internet
    Stranger 1: Ik I'm not dumb
    Stranger 2: Grow up before you come here
    Stranger 2: You're probably not even 11
    Stranger 2: Just desperate for attention
    Stranger 1: Yes I am turn on august 1
    Stranger 2: *repeats all of my previous comments*
    Stranger 1: So I am u don't k that u don't k me I don't k u
    Stranger 1: No
    Stranger 2: What
    Stranger 1: OMG U K WHAT I SAID
    Stranger 2: You know children your age aren't supposed to be on this website, right?
    Stranger 1: Ik duh am I 6
    Stranger 2: From your grammar, it looks like it.
    Stranger 1: No I'm not
    Stranger 2: I said *from your grammar*
    Stranger 2: I didn't say you were actually 6.
    Stranger 1: okay then that's what I thought u numb
    Stranger 2: Numb?
    Stranger 1: Do u even no what that's mean like I do
    Stranger 2: "no what that's mean"
    Stranger 2: "Know what that is mean"
    Stranger 1: Numb is like ugly or leasbain
    Stranger 1: Or maybe sexy
    Stranger 2: Your sentences are now starting to be incoherent.
    Stranger 2: As expected from an 11 year old.
    Stranger 1: Cool
    Stranger 2: Do you have anything else of importance to announce to the world?
    Stranger 1: U must he 5 if u don't k that stuff
    Stranger 1: Like what the hell
    Stranger 2: What stuff?
    Stranger 1: OMG CAN U EVEN READ
    Stranger 2: If I didn't know how to read, I wouldn't be able to reply to you.
    Stranger 1: YEHA RIGHT U CAN STILK REPLY TO ME
    Stranger 2: Stop.
    Stranger 2: Your grammar is injuring what little neurons I have left after talking to you.
    Stranger 1: what I'm hurting your fillings haha
    Stranger 1: Haha very funny
    Stranger 2: You know, I, from the bottom of my heart, with all honesty, recommend you to get off this website (or even better, the internet) for your own good.
    Stranger 2: You won't last long.
    Stranger 1: Yes I will
    Stranger 2: Have you ever been to /b/?
    Stranger 1: I'm not gonna get off this website I'm stating
    Stranger 1: No
    Stranger 2: Then you don't know the true horrors of the internet.
    Stranger 1: I nevermind been to b
    Stranger 2: /b/
    Stranger 2: Not "b".
    Stranger 1: Ik horros of the internet
    Stranger 2: No you don't.
    Stranger 2: You're just a kid.
    Stranger 2: You know what?
    Stranger 1: Yes I do
    Stranger 1: Your talking to strangers
    Stranger 2: Even if you are just a kid, if you were MATURE enough, you would be fit to stay on the internet.
    Stranger 2: Because I have nothing better to do.
    Stranger 1: Ik
    Stranger 1: I'm aloud
    Stranger 1: U can't tell me what to do
    Stranger 1: Your not the boss of me
    Stranger 1: Our
    Stranger 1: Your not my parent
    Stranger 2: Because, unlike you, I have a job in the morning which I have studied all of my life for, and I have the maturity and even LEGAL CONSENT to be on this website, or, even better, on the internet, and I think that, after all those years of hard work, I can take a small break from all of my hardships and talk to people.
    Stranger 2: Is that a problem?
    Stranger 1: NO NOW BYE
    Stranger 2: 66666666666666666666666666666666666666
    Stranger 1: I'm gonna talk to somebody elas on omegle
    Stranger 2: They'll bash on you like me.
    Stranger 2: Nobody wants 11-year-olds on Omegle.
    Stranger 1: As if
    Stranger 1: My bestie is on omegel and. She's 9 and almost 10
    Stranger 2: You can't have a bestie on Omegle. On Omegle, you meet random strangers, not the same people over and over.
    Stranger 1: NO SHE GOSES ON OMEGEL AND MSP AND YOUTUBE AND SHE IK HER SHE NO ME TO FROM SCHOOL BUT NO ANYMORE MY BESTIE SHE LIVES UO THE HILL I LIVE DOWN HILLMUP
    Stranger 2: Stranger?
    Stranger 1: MY BESTIE IS NOT A STRANGER
    Stranger 2: Is your mind still dealing with the conflicting realization?
    Stranger 1: HER NAME IS Sarah
    Stranger 2: Oh, then she'll probably die eaten by walkers inside a run-down house after having been tried to be reasoned with.

    Stranger 1: .not true but Seeya talking to somebody elas now bye

    And here's a conversation where autofellatio was the only thing I talked about with the other stranger, also other ridiculousness.
    Spoiler:

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    So get this: My older brother's in love w/ me. He's SO needy. He actually said "Ain't no me if there ain't no you." I'm not in love w/ him but he'll make a good fuckslave with those dick-sucking lips.
    Stranger: James stood on the roof, naked, his muscular body exposed. His long, dark brown, curly pubic hair blowing in the wind. He whispered softly to the gods: I am immortal... After a brief moment James extended his flowing pubic hair and pulled the gods from Olympus, they trembled at the sight of his magnificence and he screamed at them: I am immortal! They tried to back away but he extended his pubic hair once more and strangled each of the gods, one by one, Zeus first, as the others could only watch. He stood over their bodies in triumph, his next target was Hades...
    Stranger: Op, get help.
    Stranger: You're more fucked up than me.
    You: Lmfao
    You: This is grand
    Stranger: I should have James strangle you next.
    Stranger: Hm? Are you referring to my masterpiece?
    You: That and the question
    Stranger: That question....
    Stranger: Was horrible, Op is desperate obviously.
    You: Yeah
    Stranger: Go find someone else to suck your cock Op.
    You: Learn to suck your own dick, OP
    Stranger: I can actually.
    You: actually, dont bother
    You: it doesnt feel as good as you think
    Stranger: I can barely get the tip in my mouth though.
    Stranger: It's uncomfortable.
    You: I can get to the base
    Stranger: Cool.
    Stranger: It hurts my back.
    You: Yep
    You: and your brain cant understand what the fuck is going on
    Stranger: Yeah lol.
    You: so there is very little sexual pleasure
    Stranger: Yup.
    Stranger: Doesn't feel all that great.
    You: totally overrated
    Stranger: I'd rather someone else suck my cock.
    Stranger: Way more enjoyable.
    You: I'd rather suck someone else's cock
    Stranger: Yeah, that too.
    Stranger: Well, I have to spread my beautiful story.
    You: have fun

    Stranger: I will.

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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:37 am

    hell sucks:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Inmate in hell, or a hero in prison?

    Stranger: Hero in prison
    Stranger: Hell sucks
    You: you've been there?
    Stranger: Yeah. Like I said. It sucks
    You: man, I've been there too
    Stranger: It smell like burning flesh 24/7
    You: It was pretty hot
    Stranger: And you don't get used to it.
    Stranger: That too
    You: I eventually got used to it, but not completely
    You: like, it gets better but it still sucks
    Stranger: Plus people are screaming and their kids are running around pulling each other's hair out.
    Stranger: True
    Stranger: Plus, being a hero in prison you could probably break out or just serve your sentence and walk out.
    You: prison is like hell, but wore security and much less eternal burning
    You: worse*
    Stranger: Exactly.
    Stranger: Plus you get food, beds that aren't on fire, and sometimes even video games if it's the right prison.
    Stranger: Or maybe that's jail...
    You: much rather take a big black dick up my ass then a molten hot iron rod
    You: with spikes
    You: barbs even
    Stranger: Yeah. That escalated a little bit but sure.
    Stranger has disconnected.
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:39 am

    War of attrition:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    You have disconnected.

    You: nice try
    Stranger: no I haven't
    Stranger: lol
    You: I'll never disconnect
    You: ever
    Stranger: really?
    You: never ever
    Stranger: lies.
    You: we'll see about that
    Stranger: we will
    You: now begins the waiting game
    Stranger: 
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:29 am

    todler style sex chat:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    ok start a sex chat

    Stranger: ok
    You: poo everywhere
    Stranger: hi baby
    Stranger: hahahhaha
    You: poo all over my bum bum
    Stranger: eat it
    You: nom nom nom
    Stranger: yummy
    Stranger: I pooed too
    You: *starts putting the poop back in butt
    Stranger: that feels nice
    You: let me eat the poo out of your bum
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: all yours
    You: I are now full erect
    Stranger: same
    Stranger: cum into the poo poo
    You: *rubs poo poo on peepee*
    Stranger: oh yeaa
    You: let me pee in you're bum so we can make more babies
    Stranger: yaay
    Stranger: warm piss
    Stranger: feels good
    You: your poopey bum feels so good on my peepee
    Stranger: ok I'm done
    Stranger has disconnected.
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:23 am

    DICKS:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Quit wasting my time and tell me what's on your mind

    You: dicks
    Stranger: pizza
    You: so many
    Stranger: always pizza
    You: always dicks
    Stranger: pizza with dick topping
    You: YES
    You: WIN WIN
    Stranger: just how i like it
    Stranger: *calls pizza hut* *hi, can i please get a godfather with extra dick topping*
    You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05hTBAOnDQE
    Stranger: hahah this
    Stranger: "and for you sir, your dick"
    Stranger: "Steven?? why did he bring you dicks?"
    You: Ahhhh
    Stranger: hahahhaaah
    You: too damned good
    Stranger: dayum
    You: "oh my, I hope I get a big pile of dicks. That would be so yummy wummy"
    Stranger: hahahaha
    Stranger: some people have way too much time on their hands
    Stranger has disconnected.
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    Post by Jazz on Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:36 am

    this guy's sense of logic was so flawed that it made me cringe.
    cringeworthy logic:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Male or Female? Age? Single? What was the weirdest place to masturbate? Why? What was the weirdest place to fuck? How did it happen?

    You: FALSE DICHOTOMY
    Stranger: really?
    You: you could instead ask gender
    You: it's shorter and all inclusive
    Stranger: gender isn't all inclusive
    Stranger: are you slow or sumthin
    You: how is gender not all inclusive?
    Stranger: gender only includes male female and trans
    Stranger: what about the ducks like me
    Stranger: they never mention us
    Stranger: we're always an oppressed minority
    You: ducks have gender too, your argument is invalid
    Stranger: ducks don't have penus so stfu
    Stranger: and as a duck i can tell yuo i'm nothing like you
    You: you aren't a duck
    Stranger: says who
    You: says common sense
    Stranger: maybe we are all ducks and we are falsely convinced of being human
    You: we fit the definition of human quite clearly
    Stranger: maybe they created science to distract us from finding what's true
    You: science is a method of discovering new truths
    You: so that makes no sense
    Stranger: maybe these methods are just our delusion and these results don't happen actually
    Stranger: maybe we're just a parallel reality with a limited amount of lifetime
    Stranger: and after some years time will just stop
    You: and maybe we're all just brains in vats, but like your example, there is no evidence to support this claim, so we shouldn't believe it.
    Stranger: maybe we all will cease to exist without actually dying
    Stranger: there's no evidence to support god but still people believe in one
    Stranger: and in some cultures, many
    You: I'd say the same thing for god
    You: there's no evidence, logically we shouldn't believe it.
    Stranger: so you're telling me that you all atheists are clever and all the people that are living and have died believing on god are all delusional lil shits and have no brain at all?
    Stranger: in god*
    You: did I say they had no brains?
    You: I did not
    Stranger: you're denying their belief
    You: I am
    Stranger: you're absolutely sure that god doesn't exist
    You: no I am not
    Stranger: which contrasts their reality
    You: I never stated that
    You: I never made a positive claim that I know god doesn't exist
    You: I don't know that
    Stranger: so you think there is a chance that there's a dude in the sky who is watching us touch ourselves and do mundane things that we do everyday?
    You: just as much as there is a chance for a flying spagetti monster
    You: I don't believe it
    You: But I never said I know it to be false
    Stranger: if you don't believe it there must be some hard proof that says that god doesn't exist on your side
    You: that's not true
    You: that's shifting the burden of proof
    You: the burden of proof lies with the person making the positive claim
    Stranger: i tell you that my mother doesn't exist because i watched her die, so there's hard proof that denies the existance of my mother
    Stranger: what is your claim about god?
    You: that I don't believe in a god
    Stranger: why don't you believe in him/her?
    You: Did I say god does not exist?
    You: i didn't
    You: I don't need a reason not to believe in something
    Stranger: do you don't believe in god but you know that he exists?
    Stranger: so*
    You: what?
    You: when did I ever say I know god exists?
    Stranger: you said you never said he doesn't
    You: that's a false dichotomy
    Stranger: there's either a yes or a no
    Stranger: there can't be both
    You: false dichotomy
    Stranger: no
    You: there can be maybe
    You: maybe god exists
    Stranger: which means you are an agnostic
    You: yes
    You: I am agnostic atheist
    Stranger: there's agnostic
    Stranger: there's theist
    You: which means I don't believe in god
    Stranger: and athiest
    Stranger: you're just agnostic
    You: no
    Stranger: you aren't sure about his existance
    You: you can be an agnostic theist
    You: or an agnostic atheist
    You: or a gnostic theist or atheist
    Stranger: what would you do if they prove that god exists? will you still not believe in him?
    You: if evidence of god's existence arose, I would believe in him, assuming it was good evidence.
    Stranger: so then you would pray without question?
    You: what?
    Stranger: if there existed concrete proof about the existance of god
    Stranger: would you pray?
    You: depends on what kind of god this god would be
    You: I might pray, I might not
    You: if it was an asshole god, I wouldn't worship him
    Stranger: that contradicts the definition of god
    You: no it doesn't
    You: there are many gods in different religions who are bent on causing pain and misery
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: i get you
    Stranger has disconnected.
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Alex on Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:54 pm

    Jazz wrote:this guy's sense of logic was so flawed that it made me cringe.
    cringeworthy logic:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Male or Female? Age? Single? What was the weirdest place to masturbate? Why? What was the weirdest place to fuck? How did it happen?

    You: FALSE DICHOTOMY
    Stranger: really?
    You: you could instead ask gender
    You: it's shorter and all inclusive
    Stranger: gender isn't all inclusive
    Stranger: are you slow or sumthin
    You: how is gender not all inclusive?
    Stranger: gender only includes male female and trans
    Stranger: what about the ducks like me
    Stranger: they never mention us
    Stranger: we're always an oppressed minority
    You: ducks have gender too, your argument is invalid
    Stranger: ducks don't have penus so stfu
    Stranger: and as a duck i can tell yuo i'm nothing like you
    You: you aren't a duck
    Stranger: says who
    You: says common sense
    Stranger: maybe we are all ducks and we are falsely convinced of being human
    You: we fit the definition of human quite clearly
    Stranger: maybe they created science to distract us from finding what's true
    You: science is a method of discovering new truths
    You: so that makes no sense
    Stranger: maybe these methods are just our delusion and these results don't happen actually
    Stranger: maybe we're just a parallel reality with a limited amount of lifetime
    Stranger: and after some years time will just stop
    You: and maybe we're all just brains in vats, but like your example, there is no evidence to support this claim, so we shouldn't believe it.
    Stranger: maybe we all will cease to exist without actually dying
    Stranger: there's no evidence to support god but still people believe in one
    Stranger: and in some cultures, many
    You: I'd say the same thing for god
    You: there's no evidence, logically we shouldn't believe it.
    Stranger: so you're telling me that you all atheists are clever and all the people that are living and have died believing on god are all delusional lil shits and have no brain at all?
    Stranger: in god*
    You: did I say they had no brains?
    You: I did not
    Stranger: you're denying their belief
    You: I am
    Stranger: you're absolutely sure that god doesn't exist
    You: no I am not
    Stranger: which contrasts their reality
    You: I never stated that
    You: I never made a positive claim that I know god doesn't exist
    You: I don't know that
    Stranger: so you think there is a chance that there's a dude in the sky who is watching us touch ourselves and do mundane things that we do everyday?
    You: just as much as there is a chance for a flying spagetti monster
    You: I don't believe it
    You: But I never said I know it to be false
    Stranger: if you don't believe it there must be some hard proof that says that god doesn't exist on your side
    You: that's not true
    You: that's shifting the burden of proof
    You: the burden of proof lies with the person making the positive claim
    Stranger: i tell you that my mother doesn't exist because i watched her die, so there's hard proof that denies the existance of my mother
    Stranger: what is your claim about god?
    You: that I don't believe in a god
    Stranger: why don't you believe in him/her?
    You: Did I say god does not exist?
    You: i didn't
    You: I don't need a reason not to believe in something
    Stranger: do you don't believe in god but you know that he exists?
    Stranger: so*
    You: what?
    You: when did I ever say I know god exists?
    Stranger: you said you never said he doesn't
    You: that's a false dichotomy
    Stranger: there's either a yes or a no
    Stranger: there can't be both
    You: false dichotomy
    Stranger: no
    You: there can be maybe
    You: maybe god exists
    Stranger: which means you are an agnostic
    You: yes
    You: I am agnostic atheist
    Stranger: there's agnostic
    Stranger: there's theist
    You: which means I don't believe in god
    Stranger: and athiest
    Stranger: you're just agnostic
    You: no
    Stranger: you aren't sure about his existance
    You: you can be an agnostic theist
    You: or an agnostic atheist
    You: or a gnostic theist or atheist
    Stranger: what would you do if they prove that god exists? will you still not believe in him?
    You: if evidence of god's existence arose, I would believe in him, assuming it was good evidence.
    Stranger: so then you would pray without question?
    You: what?
    Stranger: if there existed concrete proof about the existance of god
    Stranger: would you pray?
    You: depends on what kind of god this god would be
    You: I might pray, I might not
    You: if it was an asshole god, I wouldn't worship him
    Stranger: that contradicts the definition of god
    You: no it doesn't
    You: there are many gods in different religions who are bent on causing pain and misery
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: i get you
    Stranger has disconnected.

    at first i was 100% certain you were getting trolled, but i have no idea what that turned into.


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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Kyle on Mon Sep 29, 2014 5:10 pm

    coicidentally, ducks don't have penus is the name of my next album
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Alex on Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:42 pm

    Jazz wrote:
    todler style sex chat:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    ok start a sex chat

    Stranger: ok
    You: poo everywhere
    Stranger: hi baby
    Stranger: hahahhaha
    You: poo all over my bum bum
    Stranger: eat it
    You: nom nom nom
    Stranger: yummy
    Stranger: I pooed too
    You: *starts putting the poop back in butt
    Stranger: that feels nice
    You: let me eat the poo out of your bum
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: all yours
    You: I are now full erect
    Stranger: same
    Stranger: cum into the poo poo
    You: *rubs poo poo on peepee*
    Stranger: oh yeaa
    You: let me pee in you're bum so we can make more babies
    Stranger: yaay
    Stranger: warm piss
    Stranger: feels good
    You: your poopey bum feels so good on my peepee
    Stranger: ok I'm done
    Stranger has disconnected.

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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Wed Oct 01, 2014 3:47 am

    I don't understand how this guy thinks he won this debate. I'm not trying to force my views, but meat eaters like this are stupid as shit. If you want to eat meat, go ahead, just don't pretend you are on the moral high ground, it's absurd.
    debate with idiot meat eater.:
    Question to discuss:
    Why have a salad (albeit tasty) when you can eat a juicy steak?
    Stranger: i don't
    You: because, eating a steak requires killing an animal
    You: eating a salad doesn't
    Stranger: your point being?
    Stranger: steak is more fun to prepare?
    You: thats just my reason for not eating steak
    Stranger: you dont respect plants as living creatures?
    You: also, I've never liked steak
    You: plants lack brains
    Stranger: evil words
    Stranger: so do a lot of people. but i dont eat them
    You: also, you don't need to put plants through torturous living conditions
    Stranger: a pot? seems barbaric
    You: plants receive far more water and nutrients when farmed than they would in the wild.
    Stranger: you dont need to put animals through tourtouris living conditions before tou eat them either. you can love and cuddlenthem than lol them for sweet sweet meat.
    You: true, but the mass majority of animals killed for eating spend their whole life packed against each other, swimming in their own shit
    Stranger: you habe the option to not buy that if you dont support it. a lot of fruits and vegetables are harvested by imported abused workers. shit happens.
    Stranger: cruelty to animals > cruelty to people?
    You: a lot of workers in the animal raising industry are abused as well
    Stranger: not really. most of the farms dont require a ton of outside help like harvesting fruits and vegetables do.
    You: the workers in the largest Tyson slaughterhouse are all immigrants who get underpaid and deported as soon as they become obsolete.
    Stranger: i drive a car, i kill bugs and foxes and raccoons and cats... shit happens. a cow is raised for meat and killed. at least its body is being ised for something useful.
    You: yes, but it isn't just the killing of the animal that's wrong in my opinion
    Stranger: that would be a tiny fraction of the amount of people used by fruit and vegetable producers.
    You: it's the animals entire life
    Stranger: you have the option to choose free range grain fed hippie loved meat.
    You: sure, I'd do that
    Stranger: There's a ton of it out there.
    You: most steak isn't "hippy loved" though
    You: I'm not trying to force a vegetarian diet on you
    You: just defending my own choices
    Stranger: nope its not, I'm just saying there's lotsnof it out there. im just trying to force a sensible approach to food on you. im ok with my position.
    You: I told you, I'd eat free range meat
    You: is that not sensible?
    Stranger: that's fine. you're overpaying but im ok with poor fiscal decisions.
    You: the current food system in the US is unsustainable
    You: it's perfectly reasonable to not support a giant unsustainable system
    Stranger: without a giant international distribution chain a truly vegetarian lifestyle is almost unsustainable.
    Stranger: without serious nutritional deficits.
    You: also, all of the mistreated vegitable farmers factor into the meat industry too
    You: since animals are fed vegitables
    Stranger: not really im Canadian. if i didn't support giant unsustainable systems i could never go to my free hospital :)
    You: I haven't eaten meat in almost a year and I'm perfectly healthy
    Stranger: because you eat things imported from everywhere to meet your nutritional demands.
    You: I grow a decent amount of my own food and try to eat locally produced food whenever possible
    Stranger: when ever possible.
    You: yes, that's most of the time
    Stranger: well my phone is dying. it was fun proving you wrong. have a nive meatless life.... or um whatever the best a hollow empty life can be called.
    Stranger: toodles
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:26 am

    Going down on a mare= warp drive:
    Question to discuss:
    is it okay to go down on a mare?
    Stranger: …
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    Stranger: On the off chance you're serious...I'll address the question:
    You: I've heard worse questions
    Stranger: Bestiality, while....distasteful...isn't immoral. An animal, so long as it's not bound, can withdraw or refuse consent through physical action.
    You: true
    Stranger: Or, if you can overpower the animal, you must release it if it resists.
    Stranger: Otherwise, have at it haws.
    Stranger: Same with incest. So long as all are consenting adults and none are harmed. Go for it.
    You: but with incest, try to avoid pregnancy
    You: wouldn't want any deformed babies
    Stranger: Why does everyone ignore what I say?
    Stranger: "..and none are harmed."
    You: well, at least I'm in agreement
    Stranger: True, most don't even get why the act isn't immoral.
    You: yeah, It's stupid
    You: there are too many sexual taboos
    Stranger: A lot of traditions we hold from or because of religions are stupid. Can't wait to get off this rock.
    You: yeah, sigh.
    You: too bad warp drive is probably impossible
    Stranger: Well, actually, I'm about to make your night...
    You: because we could find a cooler planet to live on
    Stranger: As we are typing, there is an experiment going on at the Johnson Spaceflight Center run by NASA.
    Stranger: It is being conducted by Dr. Harold White...into fucking Warp Drive.
    Stranger: His initial results suggest that the effect he proposes to use to warp space and exceed light speed is real and can be exploited.
    You: as far as I know, a warp drive would require negative mass
    Stranger: Incorrect.
    You: really?
    Stranger: Truly.
    You: now, I'm a bit more interested
    You: but still skeptical
    Stranger: You don't have to stretch space behind you, merely stash compressed space behind you and allow it to expand back to it's original volume. That, of course, is a harsh simplification...but, AGAIN, I stress there's already been an exhaustive experiment investigating the phenomenon. It confirmed spatial warping on a small scale.
    You: this is fucking excellent
    Stranger: He and his team are currently in a second data gathering run to further define the strength relationship between the magnetic field and the strength of the warp bubble.
    You: I can't wait
    You: space travel is my biggest obsession
    Stranger: Once this tensor relationship is established, another experiment will be built called a "drop test".
    Stranger: In this test, a static field is created, and a mass dropped through the field in order to establish the warp field strength to mass acceleration.
    Stranger: It's still decades away...but the effect IS real, and we're on the path.
    Stranger: Are you surprised at all that it's NASA that's doing it?
    You: not really, I knew NASA was working on a theoretical warp drive model
    You: I didn't know that they worked around the negative mass requirement
    Stranger: They didn't work around it so much as they discovered a method of spatial compression that didn't require it....since it may not exist. XD
    You: this is so exciting, I'm going to look into this
    You: I'm so glad this conversation arose from a question about going down on a mare.
    Stranger: Yes, that IS rather odd.
    Stranger: I leave you with this amusing copypasta for bad questions:
    Stranger: …
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    … … … ... … … … .|-,:;:;:;:;:;_:;:::_„|
    … … … … … … …„*-,:;:;:::::(::`””*\:/
    … … … … … …_„-“`”*•„::::::`:::::::::/..„„_.. YO MAN, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I’M
    … … … … ...„•*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”-„:::„-„_„*..{;;;|::”-„…GONNA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THAT'S
    … … … … „*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;*„/… ...… ..\-“:::::*„… … THE WORST QUESTION OF ALL TIME!
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    You: thanks
    Stranger: :)
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:42 am

    have scat sex:
    Question to discuss:
    I have no friends. I wish I had a friend. We could do everything! Play play station, read books, smoke pot, drink rum, watch tv, tell jokes, have scat sex, go to the mall, play basketball. Everything!
    Stranger: i like the smoke pot part
    You: I love how have scat sex was thrown in there
    Stranger: yeah haha
    Stranger: its so like
    Stranger: gosh
    You: just casually in there
    Stranger: yep
    Stranger: slipped its way in
    Stranger: his attitude towards that subject are so passive
    Stranger: as passive as the australians say the word cunt
    You: it's a cultural difference
    You: americans say dick all the time, which I'd argue is the male equivalent
    Stranger: yeah thats true
    Stranger: cool guys are black too
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:38 am

    I got banned from omegle. apparently for no reason. Omegle proceeded to redirect me to some porn site. I shit you not. It was such a big WTF. I love how Omegle tries to "keep it clean and friendly" but has an automated system to redirect perfectly innocent and unsuspecting people to virus filled porn sites. Fuck you omegle. And yes, I did get a virus from this. I could not be more pissed off.
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Gnome Child on Fri Oct 10, 2014 6:31 am

    It redirected you to a porn site??? Jfc, what are they doing these days D:


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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Kyle on Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:18 am

    it's kind of retarded that omegle has rules now but it is also a garbage wasteland so at the same time it doesn't really matter
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Alex on Fri Oct 10, 2014 12:58 pm

    Jazz wrote:I got banned from omegle. apparently for no reason. Omegle proceeded to redirect me to some porn site. I shit you not. It was such a big WTF. I love how Omegle tries to "keep it clean and friendly" but has an automated system to redirect perfectly innocent and unsuspecting people to virus filled porn sites. Fuck you omegle. And yes, I did get a virus from this. I could not be more pissed off.

    That is fucking insane. Kids use that site. I mean, they shouldn't, but they do.


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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:30 pm

    Tateos wrote:
    Jazz wrote:I got banned from omegle. apparently for no reason. Omegle proceeded to redirect me to some porn site. I shit you not. It was such a big WTF. I love how Omegle tries to "keep it clean and friendly" but has an automated system to redirect perfectly innocent and unsuspecting people to virus filled porn sites. Fuck you omegle. And yes, I did get a virus from this. I could not be more pissed off.

    That is fucking insane. Kids use that site. I mean, they shouldn't, but they do.
    I did literally nothing that would even remotely suggest I was horny.
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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by TITAN on Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:06 pm

    Jazz wrote:I got banned from omegle. apparently for no reason. Omegle proceeded to redirect me to some porn site. I shit you not. It was such a big WTF. I love how Omegle tries to "keep it clean and friendly" but has an automated system to redirect perfectly innocent and unsuspecting people to virus filled porn sites. Fuck you omegle. And yes, I did get a virus from this. I could not be more pissed off.

    Keeping it clean and friendly ruins most of the fun of omegle. Rest in Peace.

    This would just be "pretty bad" if not for the virus, which catapults it onto full blown awful.


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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Rahvin on Sun Oct 12, 2014 1:07 am

    I never go on omegle when I'm horny, I go there to call people cool guys or ask a stranger what's for dinner..I would hate to get banned for telling a cool guy to suck a cool guy's dick. That's the fun of it! And now they're starting to ban people on /b/ for the same things...if you can't be anonymous and tell someone to drown in cool guy cum where can you?

    Its just not fair.


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    Re: omeglegfsdfgsgb

    Post by Jazz on Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:44 pm

    Rahvin wrote:I never go on omegle when I'm horny, I go there to call people cool guys or ask a stranger what's for dinner..I would hate to get banned for telling a cool guy to suck a cool guy's dick. That's the fun of it! And now they're starting to ban people on /b/ for the same things...if you can't be anonymous and tell someone to drown in cool guy cum where can you?

    Its just not fair.
    The thing is, I didn't even do anything remotely bad.

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