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    Masturbation month

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    Masturbation month

    Post by Jazz on Thu May 02, 2013 7:14 pm

    Masturbation relieves stress and sexual tension, it helps you relax. The more you masturbate, the more clearly you think about anything to do with sex. It is healthy to fap (or shlick or whatever) as often as you get the urge. I personally fap on average once every 2-3 days. Along with fapping, it is good to get enough exersize, eat healthy, and have something to focus on in your life.
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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Kyle on Thu May 02, 2013 8:35 pm

    walkinator wrote:Along with fapping, it is good to get enough exersize, eat healthy, and have something to focus on in your life.

    like having sex, for example.
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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Jazz on Fri May 03, 2013 12:40 am

    Sex is for filth. Only the wicked demon possessed atheist scum would have sex for pleasure.
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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Jazz on Fri May 03, 2013 12:40 am

    Too much time spent in the spam forum looking at sonic running...
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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Tetris on Fri May 03, 2013 12:49 am

    walkinator wrote:Too much time spent in the spam forum masturbating to sonic running...
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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Jazz on Fri May 03, 2013 12:58 am

    Yeah, you know I fap to that so hard. Especially the first one.
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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Gnome Child on Fri May 03, 2013 1:05 am

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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Jazz on Fri May 03, 2013 2:33 am

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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Gnome Child on Fri May 03, 2013 3:12 am

    Exactly what I was implying :)


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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Rahvin on Tue May 07, 2013 12:30 pm

    It's been said before and I'll say it again... a good fap is better than a bad lay any day <3


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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Kyle on Tue May 07, 2013 8:06 pm

    a bad lay is pretty bad though, unless you're also bad.
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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Rahvin on Sat May 11, 2013 7:06 pm

    I haven't stopped masturbating since I found out it was masturbation month.

    Heck with all that no-fap feb and nofap november. Fap may is where its at.

    Just keep fappin, boys. We'll beat off this month of masturbation.


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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Ptero on Sat May 11, 2013 10:46 pm

    i tried no-fap november once

    i literally masturbated like 10 minutes after midnight on November 1st

    i am not a dedicated man


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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Rahvin on Sat May 11, 2013 11:04 pm

    Once a long time ago when it was Masturbation month, lets see..this woulda been 2003.. We had a contest to see who could fap the most times in a month.

    Me being the little stat whore, I had to win this won, its the only thing I was good at. Other people had friends and hobbies, I had already got my GED a few years early and had nothing but me and the internet. Those 56k boobies...hell i can't fap to a picture anymore. Gotta be moving and moaning. Anyway, the moral of the story is I got first place by over 30 faps. 126 faps vs the 90 something 2nd place had.

    My sex drive literally crashed right after that though, I fapped too much and haven't 100% recovered yet...but it was a glorious month and my socks probably still aren't totally clean yet.


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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Kyle on Sat May 11, 2013 11:39 pm

    i only jerk it when i feel like it and i'm not in public, regardless of the month
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    Re: Masturbation month

    Post by Alex on Sun May 12, 2013 1:34 am

    Ptero wrote:i tried no-fap november once

    i literally masturbated like 10 minutes after midnight on November 1st

    i am not a dedicated man

    lmfao


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