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    A kid just walked into my house

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    Rahvin
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    A kid just walked into my house

    Post by Rahvin on Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:14 pm

    A little girl just walked into my house.

    There I was, sittin there in nothing but pj bottoms, and this little girl about 8 years old walks into my house. I stand up and go over and say "what are you doing in my house?" and she stares at me silently, so I go "this is my house, don't be in my house."

    And so she turned around and left, but she left the sliding back door open so I go over and I'm talking through the back door and I say: "actually you shouldn't even be in my back yard. this is my back yard. dont be in my in back yard." and she goes "but i wanna watch nemo"

    ...

    "I'm sorry, I can't help you with that. Dont play in my back yard and dont come in my house." and i shut the door and closed the blinds and left her standing there staring.

    That was like 3 minutes ago, I had to tell someone...wtf..my mind is very full of fuck right now and the wuts are overflowing.



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    Re: A kid just walked into my house

    Post by Kyle on Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:30 pm

    please don't get arrested for kidnapping
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    Re: A kid just walked into my house

    Post by Tetris on Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:42 pm

    did she leave yet
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    Re: A kid just walked into my house

    Post by LevelAktveIsRahvin on Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:12 pm

    She's actually a ghost and you are now cursed for not welcoming her into your home
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    Re: A kid just walked into my house

    Post by Rahvin on Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:21 pm

    I have a feeling level's guess is probably right.

    I won't kidnap anyone, I don't know how to talk to kids, or what they eat, or how to tell them stfu im tryna play tfm.

    Plus an alcoholic kidnapper is bound to just let them go some night "I LOVE YOU KID I STOLE, GO. BE FREE."


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    Re: A kid just walked into my house

    Post by Gnome Child on Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:05 am

    Holy shit. Just, wow. :0


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    Re: A kid just walked into my house

    Post by LevelAktveIsRahvin on Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:14 am

    So did any objects mysteriously fly around the house last night?
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    Re: A kid just walked into my house

    Post by Rahvin on Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:45 am

    No, nothing has gone weird. Plus, I think I know the girl as the girl who lives across the way... I live in an apartment complex, sometimes our back doors all look like.

    Mrs. Rahv suggested she didn't know Pineapple's name(our kitteh), so she may have been trying to play with the kitty in the window.

    Either way, I don't know how to talk to kids.. my wife says I was probably very rude and scary to the kid, and that she may be traumatized by my poor performance and lack of empathy in that situation..


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    Re: A kid just walked into my house

    Post by killerhammer on Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:37 pm

    Rahvin wrote:"this is my house, don't be in my house."

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