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    Level's Theory

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    LevelAktveIsRahvin
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    Level's Theory

    Post by LevelAktveIsRahvin on Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:24 am

    There is a believed to be a Supermassive Black Hole in the center of our Galaxy. Normally this would be of no threat, but due to a recent chain of events the chance of us being ripped apart at any given moment is significant.

    This Black Hole is smart. It knows what it has to do in order to get what it wants. What does it want, you might ask?

    It wants to brutally FUCK US IN THE ASS.

    For quite some time now, the Black Hole has been feeding off of my happiness. Over the course of the past 6 months, it has gained mass equal to the consumption of 200 stars and has merged with another, smaller, Black Hole. Scientists and I have been observing it's rapid growth very closely, as these kind of things should not go unnoticed. Just last night, the Hole expanded to twice it's previous size. We believe that it had devised a plan to drain the last bit of meaning from my life by placing a Special Edition Chobits Gameboy Advance on ebay.

    Even as I type, the Hole is pulling our Galaxy inward at a consistent rate of 933.3 light years per hour, or 0.25925 light years per second. We can infer that the Earth will seize to exist in approximately 1 day from now.

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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by Tetris on Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:06 pm

    みぞれ: 雪の妖 wrote:There is a believed to be a Supermassive Black Hole in the center of our Galaxy.

    Isn't that a song?

    Poor anime gameboy all it wants is to be in level's possession
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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by Kyle on Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:13 pm

    みぞれ: 雪の妖 wrote:and has merged with another, smaller, Black Hole.

    is this even possible.
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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by LevelAktveIsRahvin on Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:28 pm

    Hectic Jon wrote:
    みぞれ: 雪の妖 wrote:and has merged with another, smaller, Black Hole.

    is this even possible.

    Yes, actually. Shit is scary.
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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by Rahvin on Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:41 pm

    So, to have that Gameboy in your possession would stop the Earth from being violently fucked in the ass by the supermassive black hole?

    And it would increase your general happiness as an alive human?

    ... how much does this thing cost?


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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by LevelAktveIsRahvin on Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:45 pm

    Well see, the only one that I found after hours of google searching was a $160 one on ebay that was still in the box and shit.
    I found ANOTHER one today, which is $230. I will get my hands on one.

    I have developed a fetish for this system BECAUSE THAT SHADE OF BLUE OH MY GOD HRRNNGGGGGG.
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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by Kyle on Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:37 pm

    Chobits Gameboy wrote:I have developed a fetish for this system BECAUSE THAT SHADE OF BLUE OH MY GOD HRRNNGGGGGG.

    ugh.
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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by LevelAktveIsRahvin on Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:47 pm

    Do not try to tell me that that shade of blue isn't the prettiest damn thing that you have ever seen.
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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by Kyle on Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:49 pm

    no.
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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by Rahvin on Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:01 am

    It's very pretty. Like our website :)


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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by Jazz on Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:27 am

    The black hole is all like "light speed? I can suck faster than that. It then proceeded to break the universal record for fastest sucking in of over 1000000 solar masses.
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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by killerhammer on Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:33 pm

    Neko Professor wrote:FUCK US IN THE ASS.
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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by Jazz on Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:31 pm

    UNDULATING SPHERE wrote:
    Neko Professor wrote:FUCK US IN THE ASS.
    Oh, I see, so instead of sucking like most black holes, this one is into fucking. So, it's like a transgender black hole or what?
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    Re: Level's Theory

    Post by killerhammer on Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:25 pm

    walkinator wrote:
    UNDULATING SPHERE wrote:
    Neko Professor wrote:FUCK US IN THE ASS.
    Oh, I see, so instead of sucking like most black holes, this one is into fucking. So, it's like a transgender black hole or what?

    kinda offended

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