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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:25 am



    What the fuck is this. Its an INTERFACE. Its almost like you're playing a fucking game.

    Wow, there are a LOT of these things. You could probably think of any random thing someone can be, and it'd be there. Probably.



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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:39 am

    >BE THE BLUE MAGE


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    Re: Solis

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    Re: Solis

    Post by Tetris on Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:38 pm

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    Re: Solis

    Post by Gnome Child on Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:40 pm

    > SWAG


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:07 pm

    SirSpookington wrote:> SWAG

    YES.
    >Fulfill your destiny. Be the godly Mage of swag.


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    Re: Solis

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    Re: Solis

    Post by Kyle on Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:21 pm

    >HELL YES
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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:45 pm

    "HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
    "Zach, He woke up."
    "I figured."

    Standing before you now are Zach and Jess. Both seem at least a year or two older than you, and have the height to show it. They're of a darker complexion than Jakob, but not exactly "black". More like a good tan, you guess. Both have similar bright, orange hair, almost unnaturally so. Probably the most peculiar thing about either of them is the apparent bandaging of the entire lower half of Zach's face and neck. The bandages are dark grey and seemingly damaged.

    "You were out for 6 and a half years."
    "The fuck?"
    "Nah, I'm just kidding you. Just a few hours. Enough for me to finish your cane, and some other stuff."
    "Other stuff?"
    "I fixed your phone to give you a map of the forest, as well as the ability to call the four of us, in case you get your ass kicked by more trees out in the forest and need some back-up."

    You got x1 CANETHROWER and x1 WORKING PHONE.

    "I also want to show you something pretty important."

    He beckons for you to come outside. Now would be a pretty good time to check your gear, and maybe your map.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Kyle on Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:11 pm

    > ask if anyone else is feeling major deja vu

    (basically nice double post, forums administrator AJ)
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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:21 pm

    AJ wrote:
    "You were out for 6 and a half years."

    Aj. Night Shyamalan


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:41 pm

    Seeing as how you really don't have any options, you just go ahead and follow him to where he's going. After the three of you head outside, you follow him up the stream (still not a normal stream) for a few minutes andjesuschristwhatisTHAT.

    What you're seeing in front of you is what seems to be a towering crystal formation, bright blue in color. A stream is running around it, towards the way you came. On closer inspection of the stream as a whole, there is seemingly pure (as pure as riverwater gets) water flowing towards the crystal, and gasoline flowing in the other direction.

    "Welcome, to the Everburn Ravine. I know you have a lot of questions, so let me go through them in the order I'd expect:

    1:Why the fuck is this here? What is it? "Don't know, don't care. All I know is that these gems burn for what sure as hell seems like forever. It's probably a meteor or something like that."

    2:What's with the stream of gas? Is it making that stuff? "Simply put, yes. It turns the water into gasoline. Makes making weapons that shoot fire really, really easy."

    3:That's not a fucking ravine! "Okay one that's not even a question, and two It's connected to one hell of a ravine. There's some pretty nasty things down here."

    "I figured that if you would be the new guy here, we should show you this. You seem to get hurt a lot, so might as well show you the most dangerous thing around here."

    The sun seems to glint of the spire far brighter than it should. It could just be that the sun seems to be just a bit too bright. Or maybe you're making shit up, you've gone quite a few hours in broad daylight with nothing to drink at all. All you know is, this is going to be a long day. Or few days, who knows.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:51 pm

    ATTACK IT HEAD ON
    LICK THE SPIRE
    PISS ON THE SPIRE

    >Ask him if he knows the source of the water based stream, and also if the water leading to the crystal tower is drinkable.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Mon Dec 10, 2012 7:57 pm

    Tateos wrote:

    >Ask him if he knows the source of the water based stream,


    "You know where this stream starts?"

    "We generally don't go up that far, so no. Not all that uncommon to find a stream in a forest."


    and also if the water leading to the crystal tower is drinkable.

    "Should be. We generally like to bring some back to camp and purify it. It is, after all, still just a stream."


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:05 pm

    >ADVENTURE TO THE SOURCE OF THE STREAM. APPLY LIBERAL AMOUNTS OF SWAGGER ALONG THE WAY.


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    Post by Gnome Child on Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:15 pm

    Tateos wrote:>ADVENTURE TO THE SOURCE OF THE STREAM. APPLY LIBERAL AMOUNTS OF SWAGGER ALONG THE WAY.
    Agreed


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    Post by TITAN on Tue Dec 11, 2012 12:30 am

    You go upstream. There's no way this could possibly go wrong. You boost your swag levels up to 90, the absolute highest you can go since your BLUE SWAGGAMANCER CLASS UPGRADE.



    You are accosted by five (5x) BEARS. The combat grid opens.


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    Post by Alex on Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:13 am

    AJ wrote:You go upstream. There's no way this could possibly go wrong. You boost your swag levels up to 90, the absolute highest you can go since your BLUE SWAGGAMANCER CLASS UPGRADE.



    You are accosted by five (5x) BEARS. The combat grid opens.

    >START HITTING ON THE LADY BEARS. WINK AND SMILE A LOT. KEEP YOUR SWAG AT 90, SO AS TO ENSURE NOT BEING MAULED TO DEATH.


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    Bring up a list of your abilities


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    Post by TITAN on Sat Dec 29, 2012 2:44 am

    >Bring up a list of your abilities





    You attempt to WOO THE BEARS. The RNG is in your favor, for you roll a 15 and succeed!

    ABILITY LEARNED:

    BEAR BONDS: Bears will no longer attack you. Passive ability.



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    Post by Gnome Child on Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:52 am

    > Use copy on one of the bears so you have bear powers


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    Post by TITAN on Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:53 am

    SirSnowington wrote:> Use copy on one of the bears so you have bear powers

    COPY only works on abilities!


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    Post by Gnome Child on Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:23 am

    >Check the bears abilities


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:37 pm

    SirPwnington wrote:>Check the bears abilities

    The bear presumably has abilities relating to MURDERING YOU. And BEING A BEAR.

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Alt: This isn't QUITE an update, but I decided to write up the following. After 10 years2 hours:

    Bios. I guess. Iunno. I'll update these when its relevant to change anything. I probably won't be done with them when I first post this but WHATEVER

    Spoiler:


    You [Broskif Whatsyourface]
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    Race: Human, pretty clearly.
    Gender: Male.
    Class: Blue Swaggamancer (Blue Mage)
    Element: Swag
    Level: 1
    Primary Ability: "You can breathe! Yay!"
    Primary Stat: Swag
    Relationship Status: "Why is this even a denomination?"

    Zach
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    Race: Human, again. "Why is this a denomination either?"
    Gender: Male.
    Class: Solimancer (Elemancer)
    Element: Sun
    Level: "Higher than yours"
    Primary Ability: Solar Powered ("Heals 10% of Health and Mana in sunlight")
    Primary Stat: Intelligence
    Relationship Status:...

    Jesse
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    Race:Human. "Again, why?"
    Gender: Female
    Class: Solar Healer (White Mage)
    Element: Sun
    Level: "Also higher than yours"
    Primary Ability: Solar Powered ("See Zach")
    Primary Stat: Wisdom
    Relationship Status:...

    Jakob
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    Race:Human
    Gender: Male
    Class: Bezerker-er (Berzerker)
    Element: Rage
    Level: 15
    Primary Ability: Hot-Headed ("Cannot be commanded. We've tried.")
    Primary Stat: Discipline
    Relationship Status:Single

    Cassie
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    Race:Human
    Gender: Female
    Class: "Ice Queen" (Thief)
    Element:Ice
    Level: 12
    Primary Ability: "Who cares?"
    Primary Stat: "Bitch"
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    Re: Solis

    Post by Gnome Child on Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:22 am

    > Walk past the bears I guess?


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