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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:34 pm

    "Don't try anything funny! I have a hand mirror!"

    "..."

    He proceeds to laugh for a good twenty minutes. Maybe because you're threatening him with a fucking mirror.

    "You done now?"

    "Yeah."

    "Where the hell am I? Who the hell are you? Why is there a fucking trail of gasoline?"

    "In order: We don't really know, its just a forest, I'm Jacob, we'll explain that later. Now, how the hell did YOU get here?"

    "I woke up somewhere in that direction. I don't know what happened before that. My name is Broskif, by the way."

    "That is the most fucking retarded name I have ever heard in my life. I'm pretty sure, at least."


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:59 pm

    >Sheath your mighty hand mirror, and ask Jacob where you go from here, or perhaps where there might be some water and/or a town.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:57 pm

    Punch Jacob in his funky ass neck for making fun of your glorious name.
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    Re: Solis

    Post by Gnome Child on Tue Sep 18, 2012 4:34 am

    Cryotechnic wrote:We don't really know,

    Ask him how many other people there are around here


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:04 pm

    "Say, you know where I could get some water? Or maybe a place to stay?"

    "Yeah, we have a place over this way."

    "We?"

    "Yeah, there's three other people besides me that lives there. Its just a bunch of tiny cabin-like things"

    "Are they huge dickholes who make fun of names too?"

    "Your name just sucks"

    He beckons in the exact same direction that you were heading anyway. You're pretty fucking miffed at this guy.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:15 pm

    Kill him.

    No one says shit about your name.

    No one.

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    Re: Solis

    Post by Gnome Child on Wed Sep 19, 2012 7:42 pm

    Follow him because YOLO


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:18 pm

    Shit, son.
    Follow the man and inform him that he can call you Dex or Janet; it's really his choice.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:41 pm

    No one.

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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:24 pm

    You follow him to...wherever you're going. WHO KNOWS.

    "Don't make fun of my goddamn name. It is the BEST NAME."

    "Except, for you know, normal names. Who names their kid BROSKIF?"

    "Hell if I know. I thought of it when I woke up."

    "Why?"

    "...I dont know. Call me a normal name, I don't know."

    "We'll think of a better one once we reach the others."


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:38 pm

    ask about wominz
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    Re: Solis

    Post by Gnome Child on Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:48 am

    Ask him if you're there yet


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:38 pm

    "Are we there yet?"

    "Almost, don't start that shit"

    "...Soooooooooo...There are like, chicks, right?"

    "Two. One of em is always hanging out with the other guy, and the other girl isn't interested in anybody. Not interested in many THINGS either.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:05 pm

    Cryotechnic wrote:"Are we there yet?"

    "Almost, don't start that shit"

    "...Soooooooooo...There are like, chicks, right?"

    "Two. One of em is always hanging out with the other guy, and the other girl isn't interested in anybody. Not interested in many THINGS either.

    Turn your swag levels up just to be safe
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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:42 am

    Izanami wrote:
    Cryotechnic wrote:"Are we there yet?"

    "Almost, don't start that shit"

    "...Soooooooooo...There are like, chicks, right?"

    "Two. One of em is always hanging out with the other guy, and the other girl isn't interested in anybody. Not interested in many THINGS either.

    Turn your swag levels up just to be safe

    lmfao


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:42 pm

    You adjust your SWAG stat to be as high as it can naturally go. Your SWAG is now 60. Damn that is a lot of swag.

    That's one of your MIRROR's inherent abilities: to adjust your SWAG levels to your natural swag limit. Which, is at the moment, 60.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:56 pm

    >"So, do you guys have houses, or caves, or what?"


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    Post by TITAN on Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:23 am

    "So, you guys have houses right?"

    "Yeah. Not much, but they work. Zach rigged up a heating system for them so the winters don't kill us"

    "We're almost there.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Sun Sep 23, 2012 5:22 pm

    Whistle a merry tune until you arrive
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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:11 am

    >"So, what are the others like?"


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    Post by TITAN on Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:46 pm

    "So, what are the others like?"

    "Well, there's Zach, who doesn't talk to me or Cassie all that much. He's mostly sitting around in his workshop all day."

    "Then there's Jess, who is generally the only one who Zach talks to. She tends to draw a lot."

    "Then there's Cassie, who's quite the ice queen. Your SWAG doesn't mean much in that department. Not the best idea to try."


    You then proceed to whistle the merriest tune that befits someone like you. until you arrive at...wherever this place is.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:48 pm

    Pimp slap Cassie to show her that you are the alpha male
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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sat Sep 29, 2012 5:55 pm

    You aren't THERE yet numbnuts!


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Sat Sep 29, 2012 6:02 pm

    well then walk faster
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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:55 pm

    Finally arrive after whistling the same tune over and over again>


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