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Fri May 03, 2013 2:00 am by Alex

Occurrence: Saturday, June 1st

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    Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:10 am

    Ugh...

    You wake up outside, with the sun shining into your eyes. Which basically means GODDAMMIT WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT OUTSIDE YOU DONT KNOW LIKE YOU DONT KNOW A LOT OF THINGS LIKE YOUR NAME AND WHY YOU'RE OUTSIDE AND-

    ...You don't even know your own NAME?

    That sounds pretty fucking urgent.

    Get that taken care of.

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    Bios
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    You [Broskif Whatsyourface]
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    Race: Human, pretty clearly.
    Gender: Male.
    Class: Blue Swaggamancer (Blue Mage)
    Element: Swag
    Level: 1
    Primary Ability: "You can breathe! Yay!"
    Primary Stat: Swag
    Relationship Status: "Why is this even a denomination?"

    Zach
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    Race: Human, again. "Why is this a denomination either?"
    Gender: Male.
    Class: Solimancer (Elemancer)
    Element: Sun
    Level: "Higher than yours"
    Primary Ability: Solar Powered ("Heals 10% of Health and Mana in sunlight")
    Primary Stat: Intelligence
    Relationship Status:...

    Jesse
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    Race:Human. "Again, why?"
    Gender: Female
    Class: Solar Healer (White Mage)
    Element: Sun
    Level: "Also higher than yours"
    Primary Ability: Solar Powered ("See Zach")
    Primary Stat: Wisdom
    Relationship Status:...

    Jakob
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    Race:Human
    Gender: Male
    Class: Bezerker-er (Berzerker)
    Element: Rage
    Level: 15
    Primary Ability: Hot-Headed ("Cannot be commanded. We've tried.")
    Primary Stat: Discipline
    Relationship Status:Single

    Cassie
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    Race:Human
    Gender: Female
    Class: "Ice Queen" (Thief)
    Element:Ice
    Level: 12
    Primary Ability: "Who cares?"
    Primary Stat: "Bitch"
    Relationship Status: "Never gonna get any"

    Stats
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    "Every stat has two sides: A Blueside, associated with the Moon Element, and their RedSide, associated with the Sun element. (And their associated celestial bodies!)"
    Strength|Discipline
    Beef|Endurance
    Intelligence|Wisdom
    Swag|Charisma
    Cunning|Stealth


    Elements
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    "Each element falls under the same categories: The two High Elements, Sun and Moon. Some elements are more attuned or unattuned to one side or the other. People of the Sun or Moon elements can cast from the majority of the "lower" elements associated with that High Element. I'm sure it's not hard to figure out which elements are associated with what, though it can get tricky."





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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Sat Sep 15, 2012 2:48 am

    AJfriss wrote:Ugh...

    You wake up outside, with the sun shining into your eyes. Which basically means GODDAMMIT WHY IS IT SO BRIGHT OUTSIDE YOU DONT KNOW LIKE YOU DONT KNOW A LOT OF THINGS LIKE YOUR NAME AND WHY YOU'RE OUTSIDE AND-

    ...You don't even know your own NAME?

    That sounds pretty fucking urgent.

    Get that taken care of.

    Broskif Schmeurgenlarg

    Do it.
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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:30 pm

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    Broskif Schmeurgenlarg

    Do it.

    Well, I guess an actual name isn't all that important when you're completely alone, anyway. You like the broski part. That's it.

    Now that that's done with, you can further examine where you are. Which is a forest. Goddammit.

    Amongst what you have on you, besides your clothes, is your PHONE, with no reception (goddammit again), a HAND MIRROR, completely intact, and absolutely no semblance of a map. Goddammit a third time.

    Anyway, now that you've established some semblance of a name and your bearings, what do?


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Sat Sep 15, 2012 4:31 pm

    >Search for a water supply


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:07 pm

    Tateos wrote:>Search for a water supply

    After a fair amount of searching (which is to say, turning around), you find a small pond at the tail end of a stream.. The water doesn't look all too clean, though.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:51 am

    Take a short break to fap
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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:12 am

    Izanami wrote:Take a short break to fap

    Hahaha no. One, that's dirty water(?) you're looking at. Two, you really aren't that type of person. you think. WHO KNOWS (NOT YOU).

    On the other side of the coin (IE: something unrelated entirely), you're getting pretty thirsty just staring at all this water in high noon on the sunniest day you've ever seen.



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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:17 am

    AJfriss wrote:
    Izanami wrote:Take a short break to fap

    Hahaha no. One, that's dirty water(?) you're looking at. Two, you really aren't that type of person. you think. WHO KNOWS (NOT YOU).

    On the other side of the coin (IE: something unrelated entirely), you're getting pretty thirsty just staring at all this water in high noon on the sunniest day you've ever seen.


    After taking a short break to fap into the dirty water drink some of your own piss.
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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:23 am

    Izanami wrote:

    After taking a short break to fap into the dirty water drink some of your own piss.

    ...
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    No.

    Just no.

    While you were thinking about how stupid your own ideas are, you notice something. Specifically, this water isn't water, it's gasoline. Or at least looks like it. Good thing you didn't drink it (you guess)


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:53 am

    AJfriss wrote:
    Izanami wrote:

    After taking a short break to fap into the dirty water drink some of your own piss.

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    No.

    Just no.

    While you were thinking about how stupid your own ideas are, you notice something. Specifically, this water isn't water, it's gasoline. Or at least looks like it. Good thing you didn't drink it (you guess)

    GOD DAMN IT, BROSKIF. DRINK YOUR PISS OR YOU WILL DIE.
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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:00 am

    Izanami wrote:

    GOD DAMN IT, BROSKIF. DRINK YOUR PISS OR YOU WILL DIE.

    HUE HUE HUE BEAR GRYLLS JOKE no.

    You've been standing there arguing with yourself about piss and masturbation for half an hour while you're LOST IN A FUCKING FOREST. Way to go, champ.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Gnome Child on Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:19 am

    BURN IT ALL


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:23 am

    SirPwnington wrote:BURN IT ALL

    Yes, burn it with a PHONE and a MIRROR.

    You're pretty sure sunlight off a mirror would do nothing to this stuff anyway.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Sun Sep 16, 2012 3:20 am

    Make sure your hair looks fine with the mirror before going for a stroll in search of bitches and/or civilization
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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Sun Sep 16, 2012 4:34 am

    WAIT
    Get a dribble of water from the stream leading to the lake (filled with gasoline?), put it on the mirror, disassemble your phone in search for some iron, place it on the water.
    Ta-dah, compass.


    of course, considering that you have no idea whether or not it's important to know magnetic north, perhaps destroying your phone this early in the game is not the greatest idea.

    So yeah, search for some flint.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:09 pm

    You set yourself up using the mirror. You can't exactly hitch a ride back to civilization looking like a hobo.

    You consider making a magnet before you realise that that seems kinda...Useless. You follow the stream of gasoline(?) for 3 units in whatever direction you dont know. You gather four pieces of flint along the way.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:11 pm

    AJfriss wrote:You set yourself up using the mirror. You can't exactly hitch a ride back to civilization looking like a hobo.

    You consider making a magnet before you realise that that seems kinda...Useless. You follow the stream of gasoline(?) for 3 units in whatever direction you dont know. You gather four pieces of flint along the way.

    Light the entire stream ablaze and laugh as the world around you burns
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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:13 pm

    Izanami wrote:

    Light the entire stream ablaze and laugh as the world around you burns

    Yes, because there's no way this completely refined material could possibly be leaking from a large tank that would quite possibly detonate completely on being lit up. CLEARLY.



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    Re: Solis

    Post by Gnome Child on Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:31 pm

    Continue following the stream


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Mon Sep 17, 2012 12:47 am

    You continue following the stream for another 3 units. The stream is widening ever-so gradually. Now we're getting somewhere.

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    Re: Solis

    Post by Guest on Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:17 am

    Cryotechnic wrote:You continue following the stream for another 3 units. The stream is widening ever-so gradually. Now we're getting somewhere.

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    Re: Solis

    Post by Gnome Child on Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:25 am

    WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:45 am

    "Rustle"

    Grab your mirror, and get into a defensive stance, waiting for whatever it is to come out.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by TITAN on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:06 pm

    You grab your mirror, ready for a fight. No rustling bushes can be saved from your HAND MIRROR wait why are you using a mirror as a weapon that's really stupid OH WAIT NOBODY CARES.

    A kid about your age with a tanned complexion steps out from the bushes. He doesn't look like he's gonna stab you, thankfully.


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    Re: Solis

    Post by Alex on Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:00 pm

    >Ask him who he is, and where you are. Make sure to warn him not to pull any funny business; you have a goddamn hand mirror.


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