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Occurrence: Saturday, June 1st

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    Bachelor Party

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    Bachelor Party

    Post by Rahvin on Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:18 pm

    As we all know, unless you've been offline living your other less-important life, JoN is getting married soon.

    This will be our last time to send him awful pictures and stories!

    Spoiler:
    Remember the rules though, no reeeeal porn

    Without further ado, lets freakin' do this!
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    There once was a guy named JoN, and he had a huuuuge schlong and the ladies would see it when he was walkin down the street and they be like "omg look at that huge wang".

    MS Paint Trackpad Depiction:


    So back in the day JoN was rock out with his cock out, like usual, and this girl was like "hay, i wan' do coke off u dick" and he was like "bitch i barely know what you said, so no." and she got mad, and she started hitting him and he was thinkin "man, this crazy bitch is hittin me n shit, and i dont wanna slug her back.. what to doooo... hmmm" And then it hit him! He could just ban her, duhhh.

    MSPTD:


    Anyway, after the banning bitches all day for tryin to dickride he's just chillin in a coffee bar sippin on a water and this girl walks by and she sees past his gorgon giant, to the man that is inside. And she loves him for who he is, and things go great...they ate together, they bathed together, they even shared the same piece of mint flavored dental floss...the world was their burrito.

    MSPTD:


    And recently they exchanged engagement rings..

    MSPTD:


    Now lets get this party started!



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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by SqueezyLemon on Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:18 pm

    Big 'ol Dicks.
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Kyle on Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:29 am

    Rahvin wrote:the world was their burrito.

    i'm going to name my children nathaniel and superfly

    if i really a dick that big i would have killed my fiancee during sex a looong time ago
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Tetris on Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:42 am

    JoN wrote:i'm going to name my children nathaniel and superfly



    Like that superfly?
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Kyle on Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:37 am

    The People's Hero wrote:
    JoN wrote:i'm going to name my children nathaniel and superfly
    Like that superfly?

    whichever one is referenced in albuquerque
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Alex on Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:13 pm

    JoN wrote:
    The People's Hero wrote:
    JoN wrote:i'm going to name my children nathaniel and superfly
    Like that superfly?

    whichever one is referenced in albuquerque

    It was both.
    "That's when I knew it was true love
    We were inseparable after that
    Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
    We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
    The world was our burrito
    So we got married and we bought us a house
    And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
    Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah"


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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Kyle on Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:58 pm

    yes but which superfly is superfly
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Alex on Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:06 pm

    JoN wrote:yes but which superfly is superfly

    i have no idea what it's referencing, so I wouldn't know


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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Rahvin on Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:25 pm

    I'm glad almost everyone got the Albuquerque reference :)

    Took me a moment to get back on track because its so natural to finish the song.. "Sweetie pumpkin..did you want to join the columbia record club?" and I said "Wooooah, baby, I'm just not ready for that type of commitment" and we broke up and I never saw her again..but that's just the way things go in allllllllllbuquerque.


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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Kyle on Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:52 pm

    Rahvin wrote:Took me a moment to get back on track because its so natural to finish the song.. "Sweetie pumpkin..did you want to join the columbia record club?" and I said "Wooooah, baby, I'm just not ready for that type of commitment" and we broke up and I never saw her again..but that's just the way things go in allllllllllbuquerque.

    if i found out my fiancee was part of the columbia records club i would...not really care, i'd be surprised that there really is one however
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Rahvin on Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:22 am



    LETS GET DRUNK!


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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Kyle on Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:26 am

    i'll save it for week after next
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Alex on Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:34 am

    JoN wrote:i'll save it for week after next
    When are you getting married again? June 18th?


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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Kyle on Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:38 am

    yeah that day
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Rahvin on Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:00 pm

    We should have a huge party on HO when he's getting married.. and by huge party I mean two people on at the same time. That way when he's at the altar he can be like "omg im missing out on fun stuff"


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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Kyle on Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:57 pm

    you know what else is fun

    fucking

    also i just got the 1000th post in this forum hooray

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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Gnome Child on Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:56 pm

    While he's getting married lets fuck shit up because there's no mods arou- oh wait


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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Kyle on Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:00 am

    one week without me, oh man

    you better be an asshole like me sirpwnington
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Gnome Child on Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:04 am

    I guess I gotta start saying people are banned when they actually aren't. I'll be SerJoNington. Or Jon Connington because A Song of Ice and Fire is awesome.


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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Kyle on Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:08 am

    you can't because i already pretend-banned everyone out of non-existence
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Rahvin on Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:45 am

    I am so banned outta non-existence right now.

    Also, I'm making chicken.


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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Alex on Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:12 pm

    hey hectic
    how about dem not plural bitches


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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Kyle on Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:53 pm

    i've never had a bitch

    the pet dogs i had were male
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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by Gnome Child on Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:40 am

    JoN [Hectic] wrote:i've never had a bitch

    the pet dogs i had were male

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    Re: Bachelor Party

    Post by SqueezyLemon on Sat Jun 30, 2012 4:18 pm

    Quick question.
    Has anyone ever been banned before?

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