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    I pushed a girl today

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    I pushed a girl today

    Post by Guest on Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:49 pm

    OK so here's the deal. My bitchy ass friend Anna and I were walking in the hall today before 3rd period. She asked me if I wanted to stay after school to chill in the library. (By chill she meant use me to have someone to talk to for 5 minutes, then ditch me and talk to other friends.) I said maybe, and that was that. After 4th period as I was leaving my last class of the day, she asked again and I said no. While I tried to explain that I just didn't feel like going now, she started bitching at me because she thought that I just said maybe but never intended to go at all. So not wanting to deal with her bullshit, I started to walk away. The bitch decided it would be a good idea to punch the back of my head and try to kick ma balls. Of course, I was like 'hell no' and gently shoved her aside. She then got super-pissed and kicked the back of my knee, which made me trip and almost fall.

    She continued to try to hit me, and I had had enough. I pushed the bitch away, and she ended up falling to the floor. Of course everyone was like 'OH SHIT' and a bunch of guys whom don't even know us got all up in my face because I 'hit a girl'. Fuck that. I'm not gonna let someone of the opposite gender attempt to hurt me just because they think they can. I should have slapped her shit instead of just getting her to hop off.

    Now the school is looking into anger management for me? Like, wtf.
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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Tetris on Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:10 pm

    It's sad because if this was the other way around, you'd be accused of flat out assaulting her.

    That's pretty bullshit, but the way society is, it's not uncommon.
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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Alex on Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:31 pm

    Yeah.


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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Tetris on Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:06 am

    I agree with my statement.
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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Alex on Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:14 am

    So do I.


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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Kyle on Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:24 am

    I know right? One time dis woman be throwin knives at me right? So you KNOW I had to slap a ho. But then errbody be gettin all up in dis kool-aid™ cuz I be slappin a ho! Bitches be throwin knives and shit and dey can't even get no retribution? Shit's tough, dawg.
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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Alex on Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:34 am

    a Moderator wrote:I know right? One time dis woman be throwin knives at me right? So you KNOW I had to slap a ho. But then errbody be gettin all up in dis kool-aid™ cuz I be slappin a ho! Bitches be throwin knives and shit and dey can't even get no retribution? Shit's tough, dawg.

    That's what I'm talkin bout brother! My last girl broke up wit me by pullin out a mo'fuckin Gatling Gun and shootin my balls all on up in ma crib. Bitch didn't even do anything tho, I just got my pure titanium testicular grill attached and shit just deflected back at da ho. When she got shot man the fuckin police arrived and I spent the next 3 years in the county jail for crimes against titties!


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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Ptero on Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:16 am

    beaches and hoes


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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Guest on Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:50 am

    lmfao.
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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Gnome Child on Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:04 am

    Tateos wrote:
    a Moderator wrote:I know right? One time dis woman be throwin knives at me right? So you KNOW I had to slap a ho. But then errbody be gettin all up in dis kool-aid™ cuz I be slappin a ho! Bitches be throwin knives and shit and dey can't even get no retribution? Shit's tough, dawg.

    That's what I'm talkin bout brother! My last girl broke up wit me by pullin out a mo'fuckin Gatling Gun and shootin my balls all on up in ma crib. Bitch didn't even do anything tho, I just got my pure titanium testicular grill attached and shit just deflected back at da ho. When she got shot man the fuckin police arrived and I spent the next 3 years in the county jail for crimes against titties!
    Daaaaaaaamn cool guy. That shit be straight up WACK!
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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Tetris on Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:31 pm

    BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER RENT-A-CENTER BROTHER

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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by i ship erisol on Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:26 pm

    Bitches be trippin!


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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Lepy on Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:28 am

    the only option now is to rape her and everything will melt away.
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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Rahvin on Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:21 pm

    Yeah level, this one time this girl in literature class was stabbing me in the shoulder with a compass, one of those circle-maker-things that you shove a pencil in...anyway, she was pokey-end-first stabbing me.

    So i told her to quit it or I'd knock her out. The teacher heard that and was like "That's not nice..she's just a girl."

    Sho nuff, she stabbed me 3-4 more times that day and I spun around and knocked the bitch outta her seat. The original verdict was: Benny gets expelled from that school, never to return, and she gets detention once.

    I showed them the blood all runnin down my back and the decision was: Benny gets 2 weeks in ISS, girl gets 1 week in ISS, and my mom and I had to fight hard for that..

    One person is bleeding, on the defensive, and warned the other person that it was coming, expelllled!

    The other person is intentionally stabbing other classmates, thinkin its funny til she lands on her face from getting retaliated against and only gets an hour of punishment.

    It's fucked up, man. Also, my wife and I hit each other, but we both understand that she had that one coming by the time I end up hitting back. Thank goodness I married an understanding nutcase :)


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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Gnome Child on Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:43 am

    Rahvin wrote:
    Spoiler:
    Yeah level, this one time this girl in literature class was stabbing me in the shoulder with a compass, one of those circle-maker-things that you shove a pencil in...anyway, she was pokey-end-first stabbing me.

    So i told her to quit it or I'd knock her out. The teacher heard that and was like "That's not nice..she's just a girl."

    Sho nuff, she stabbed me 3-4 more times that day and I spun around and knocked the bitch outta her seat. The original verdict was: Benny gets expelled from that school, never to return, and she gets detention once.

    I showed them the blood all runnin down my back and the decision was: Benny gets 2 weeks in ISS, girl gets 1 week in ISS, and my mom and I had to fight hard for that..

    One person is bleeding, on the defensive, and warned the other person that it was coming, expelllled!

    The other person is intentionally stabbing other classmates, thinkin its funny til she lands on her face from getting retaliated against and only gets an hour of punishment.

    It's fucked up, man. Also, my wife and I hit each other, but we both understand that she had that one coming by the time I end up hitting back. Thank goodness I married an understanding nutcase :)
    Bitches be trippin', yo. :c Well at least it didn't get that bad for Level.
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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Alex on Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:28 pm

    Rahvin wrote:
    Spoiler:
    Yeah level, this one time this girl in literature class was stabbing me in the shoulder with a compass, one of those circle-maker-things that you shove a pencil in...anyway, she was pokey-end-first stabbing me.

    So i told her to quit it or I'd knock her out. The teacher heard that and was like "That's not nice..she's just a girl."

    Sho nuff, she stabbed me 3-4 more times that day and I spun around and knocked the bitch outta her seat. The original verdict was: Benny gets expelled from that school, never to return, and she gets detention once.

    I showed them the blood all runnin down my back and the decision was: Benny gets 2 weeks in ISS, girl gets 1 week in ISS, and my mom and I had to fight hard for that..

    One person is bleeding, on the defensive, and warned the other person that it was coming, expelllled!

    The other person is intentionally stabbing other classmates, thinkin its funny til she lands on her face from getting retaliated against and only gets an hour of punishment.

    It's fucked up, man. Also, my wife and I hit each other, but we both understand that she had that one coming by the time I end up hitting back. Thank goodness I married an understanding nutcase :)

    Man, I can't believe you got expelled.


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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Kyle on Mon Dec 12, 2011 6:47 pm

    Tateos wrote:
    Rahvin wrote: The original verdict was: Benny gets expelled from that school, never to return, and she gets detention once.

    I showed them the blood all runnin down my back and the decision was: Benny gets 2 weeks in ISS, girl gets 1 week in ISS, and my mom and I had to fight hard for that.

    Man, I can't believe you got expelled.

    Um.
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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Alex on Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:16 pm

    a Moderator wrote:
    Tateos wrote:
    Rahvin wrote: The original verdict was: Benny gets expelled from that school, never to return, and she gets detention once.

    I showed them the blood all runnin down my back and the decision was: Benny gets 2 weeks in ISS, girl gets 1 week in ISS, and my mom and I had to fight hard for that.

    Man, I can't believe you got expelled.

    Um.

    I was kind of confused by the fact that he said "One person is bleeding, on the defensive, and warned the other person that it was coming, expelllled!

    The other person is intentionally stabbing other classmates, thinkin its funny til she lands on her face from getting retaliated against and only gets an hour of punishment."
    immediately backwards. I wasn't sure of the outcome.


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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Rahvin on Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:54 am

    I was very unclear in my ramblings, I was never expelled. Funny outcome, she had a black eye for prom ;)


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    Re: I pushed a girl today

    Post by Alex on Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:14 am

    Rahvin wrote:I was very unclear in my ramblings, I was never expelled. Funny outcome, she had a black eye for prom ;)

    Damn, bitch got p'wnt.


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