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    Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by LevelAktveIsRahvin on Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:05 am

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Rahvin on Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:32 am

    みぞれ: 雪の妖 wrote:http://logs.omegle.com/ff78d5a

    Hmm..I laughed until I remembered that's the sound of my heart breaking.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:14 am

    Question to discuss:
    God knows you.
    You: oh cool.
    Stranger: I know him better
    You: i heard god was a pretty cool dude except for when he gets drunk and damns people
    Stranger: Does god masturbate on humans ?
    You: yes.
    Stranger: sick bastard
    You: the resulting semen is called snow
    Stranger: ooh
    Stranger: that's beautiful !
    You: that's why people in the bible belt are so anxious to get god's love.
    You: it never snows here in the South
    Stranger: God is racist as fuck
    You: nah he just hates fags.
    Stranger: THX OBAMA
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:27 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



    Question to discuss:
    Would you do Taylor Swift?
    You: no

    Stranger: why not she has vagina right

    You: she would proceed to write a terrible song about me

    You: it would be aweful

    You: "and he left me after the first night"

    You: oooooooooh whine whine whine!

    You: I hate him

    You: that bastard

    Stranger: yeah but imagine all the play u would get after

    You: like what?

    Stranger: youd be famos

    You: Talor swift fans bitching at you

    You: that's not a fun kind of famous

    You: and it doesn't go along with richness

    You: wealth

    Stranger: sure it is....u banged a famos chick and left her she writes a song....now all the bitches are curious

    You: because of a song about how awful you were in bed

    You: think about it

    Stranger: u didnt say she put u on blast just that u left her

    You: girls would see you as some worthless tool

    You: it would only attract negative attention

    Stranger: thats difffernet ...burn that bitches house down while she sleeps

    You: aha

    You: good idea

    You: arsen solves every problem

    Stranger: in my world it does

    You: hell yeah
    your conversational partner has disconnected.
    -this reminded me of a conversation I had with Tateos IRL about how arsen solves every problem
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:43 pm

    walkinator wrote:
    -this reminded me of a conversation I had with Tateos IRL about how arsen solves every problem

    arson*


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:38 pm

    misspelling arson solves every problem
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Gnome Child on Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:13 pm

    Question to discuss:
    EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL. just like you. ooo. burn. not sorry. xoxo

    You: Dayum, them burns
    You: I'm crying right now :'c
    You: Why would you hurt my feelings like that?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    GOTTA GO FAST

    Stranger: O:
    You: SANIC SPEED
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Hail Satan and masturbate to metal \m/

    Stranger: no
    You: FUCK YEAH
    You: SWAG YOLO
    You: 420 BLAZE IT
    You: m i doin it rite
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Suck me off or get bummed by a 10' black dick

    Stranger: wut.
    You: Is that a threat or a promise
    Stranger: id rathet get raped by miley Cyrus
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Rahvin on Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:59 pm

    Question to discuss:
    3...2...1...FIGHt MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!
    You: Hadoken
    You: Hadoken
    You: Hadoken
    You: Hadoken
    You: I only know one move
    You: Hadoken
    You: i'm jewing you
    You: Hadoken
    You: Hadoken
    You: FINISH HIM.
    You: Hadoken
    You have disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Copy and paste the equation in Google for PROOF that you're beautiful: sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5
    Stranger: Hi!
    Stranger: Ok, who are you role-playing as?
    Stranger: Knock knock.
    You: Who's there?
    Stranger: Canada.
    You: Canada who?
    Stranger: Sweet.
    You: Sweet who?
    Stranger: Oh.
    You: I'm sorry :(
    Stranger: Sorry for what?
    You: For being stupid and not getting your joke
    Stranger: No. I decided not to.
    You: Oh ok, I'm roleplaying as a stupid guy.
    Stranger: Are we...roleplaying Axis Powers Hetalia?
    You: That way this all looks like it was just part of the part I was playing.
    Stranger: You tell me.
    You: You are, I'm playing stupid internet guy.
    Stranger: I'm a boy.
    You: LEL 9GAG
    Stranger: Lalalal.
    You: I'm a boy too.
    You: Wheeeee
    Stranger: Why?
    Stranger: I am harry potter.
    You: So we can play tummy sords
    Stranger: Why is gender important to boardgames?
    You: Because I dont wanna watch a dude run around for 1000 hours
    You: i wanna watch a girl
    You: :)
    Stranger: Well, that's your decision. But I highly doubt that you're going to find a girl to love if you continue to use very poor grammar.
    Stranger: Yeah that was too bad.
    Stranger: An is this your lovely wife?
    You: I do have a lovely wife
    Stranger: I don't.
    You: And she must wake up in 20 minutes
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: And she's not lovely when she first wakes up
    You: She's terrifying.
    Stranger: Yes margaret is terrible.
    Stranger: Who?
    You: Poor margaret
    Stranger: Why don't you have ANY Money?
    You: Why do you have all those beavers?
    Stranger: No I mean, I don't have time to watch television.
    You: I dunno, how do trains work?
    Stranger: You pay for it and take it but, I would never do it.
    You: I keep eating all this cheese.
    Stranger: Why? So you can cannabilize it later?
    You: Why would you throw cans into the river when you could recycle them?
    Stranger: I didn't say I was from the UK, I said I am in my garage.
    You: Or make a bicycle
    Stranger: I don't know where this is going.
    You: How did you do that again?
    Stranger: My old car broke up.
    You: I remember that time!
    Stranger: Remember things from when?
    You: Nice :D
    Stranger: Do you know ALICE?
    You: I'm sorry to hear that
    Stranger: As am I.
    You: I gotta go wake that wife up. You're amazing.
    You have disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Mon May 06, 2013 12:11 am

    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Where ara yew fram?
    Stranger: uk u
    You: america
    Stranger: m or f
    You: thats west from you
    You: <-- that way
    Stranger: I know how old are you
    You: really?
    You: how old, then?
    Stranger: I mean I know my geography
    You: oooooh
    Stranger: how old are u as a sepperate
    You: I am 34
    Stranger: wanna have some "fun" ?
    You: sure
    Stranger: got kik ?
    You: whats a kik?
    Stranger: nm
    Stranger: u horny yea
    You: you mean a dick?
    You: I have several
    Stranger: no kik is a messaging app
    You: almost over the legal limit
    Stranger: wanna role-play ?
    You: I have 6 dildos
    Stranger: nice
    You: 1 more and it's a felony
    Stranger: talk dirty to me
    You: I have a nice warm anus
    Stranger: more detail
    You: it has poo
    You: in it
    Stranger: -.- talk about ur tits
    You: them, oh
    You: they are like
    You: average
    Stranger: talk more about them
    You: they have nipples
    Stranger: stop stating the obvious and be dirty and sexy
    You: I can make my nipples hard
    Stranger: how
    You: by rubbing them with canola oil
    Stranger: can I fuck them ?
    You: how
    You: you are in uk
    Stranger: if i were right next you
    Stranger: to you
    You: prove it
    Stranger: im saying IF i were
    You: ooooh
    Stranger: can I fuck them
    You: sure, only if we can play WWJD while you do it
    Stranger: wwjd
    You: what would jesus do?
    You: its a board game
    Stranger: how do you play ?
    You: you are given situations
    You: and you say what you think jesus would do
    Stranger: ok give me one
    You: you are in a mall and a police officer arrests a drunk lady
    You: do you...
    You: a
    You: attack
    You: b
    You: do nothing
    You: c
    You: call the police
    You: d
    You: scream
    Stranger: can I ignore them and fuck ur ass hole ?
    You: sure
    Stranger: wanna role play ?
    You: yeah, role playing is fun
    Stranger: ok u set the scene
    You: we are being baptized by jesus, naked
    You: and mary is there
    Stranger: I grab ur tits and suck them
    You: jesus hands you a condom and says "practice safe sex"
    Stranger: I drop it accidentally and it dissapeared into the stream we are being baptised in
    You: he hand you another one
    You: he can duplicate them
    You: he won't run out
    Stranger: ok I put it on my cock and continue sucking ur tits
    You: he hands you another condom
    You: 2 condoms are better than 1
    You: amiright?
    Stranger: "no im good with one its durex extra trick"
    Stranger: thick
    You: I fiddle with my chastity belt
    Stranger: I slide a hand to ur pussy and finger you
    You: the chastity belt is in the way
    You: find a way to remove it first
    Stranger: I finger ur pussy
    You: my puss is protected by angels, sweetheart
    Stranger: I am angle angle so i pass and finger you
    Stranger: angel
    You: you need to take the angel exam first
    You: question 1
    You: how many fingers does jesus have?
    Stranger: ffs no fucking religion just a normal sex story please
    You: jesus before sex
    Stranger: wrong not in my book
    Stranger: I fuck ur brains out u die and goto hell cunt
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    I love how he just assumed that I was a woman.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Aktve on Mon May 06, 2013 3:31 am

    walkinator wrote:Stranger: can I ignore them and fuck ur ass hole ?
    You: sure

    the dirty poo poo asshole
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Sun May 12, 2013 9:22 pm

    Question to discuss:
    do guys prefer all shaved or not?(younger guys) want my bf to be happy but i dont wanna feel weird to ask him please help i cant wax but please help xc

    Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
    You: ummm.
    You: well this isn't the 1970s
    You: also why aren't you asking your boyfriend this
    Stranger: Youre gay?
    You: if you're about to fuck you should be close enough that asking this question would not be an issue
    Stranger: true
    Stranger: make ur own style
    Stranger has disconnected.

    "make ur own style" ahahaha
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Sun May 12, 2013 10:43 pm

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Gnome Child on Mon May 13, 2013 9:13 pm

    I guess this kinda counts as a troll question. I just wanted someone to start rapping the rest or say "Mom's spaghetti" :'c

    Spoiler:
    Question to discuss:
    Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?

    Stranger 2: EMINEM SINGING LOOSE YOURSELF
    Stranger 1: depends, probably let it slip though
    Stranger 1: hmm i dont listen to aminem
    Stranger 1: not into rap
    Stranger 2: you should give him a try
    Stranger 1: i did
    Stranger 1: just dont really like it
    Stranger 2: well at least you tried
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    Question to discuss:
    Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?

    Stranger 2: eminem
    Stranger 1: Oh, the platitude!
    Stranger 1: It buuuuuurrrns
    Stranger 2: slap some guacamole on that
    Stranger 1: I mean, what kind of question is this? "If you chould have everything you ever wanted, would you have it?"
    Stranger 1: I mean, yes.
    Stranger 1: Of fucking course, I want the stuff by definition.
    Stranger 2: thanks for nothing eminem!
    Stranger 1: Maybe when eminem said it there was context or something I don't know.
    Stranger 1: But quoted here like it's the deepest shit in the universe it's just... eugh.
    Stranger 2: haha im just kidding eminem is awesome
    Stranger 2: lyrical masta
    Stranger 1: Whatever you say
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    Question to discuss:
    Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?

    Stranger 2: slip
    Stranger 1: slip
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    Then I did this.

    Spoiler:
    Question to discuss:
    You are now trapped in a closet with R. Kelly. What do you do?

    Stranger 2: rape him
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    Question to discuss:
    You are now trapped in a closet with R. Kelly. What do you do?

    Stranger 1: Kill him.
    Stranger 1: Painfully.
    Stranger 1: With a rusty butternife.
    Stranger 2 has disconnected
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Rahvin on Wed May 29, 2013 2:00 pm



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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:24 am

    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
    Question to discuss:
    ☻ Black are responsible for half the murders in the US despite being 12% of the population (look it up). Why do we not have common-sense restriction on blacks? (think of the children!) ☻
    You: lol
    You: what an ass
    You: why don't we better educate the blacks
    You: since the high crime rate is caused by lower education and poverty
    You: also end the war on drugs
    Stranger: I'd have to agree with with.
    You: because that also increases the murder rate
    You: organized crime
    Stranger: Yep all it does is make a black market.
    You: exactly
    You: it's not like it makes the drugs dissapear
    You: it just makes tham more dangerous
    You: them*
    Stranger: You'd figure we would've learn this shit after the 30's.
    You: yeah
    You: friggin prohibition
    You: that totally failed
    Stranger: Made a all of a lot of alcholics too.
    You: even with drugs legal, you can still teach about how aweful they are
    You: awful*
    Stranger: Yeah you'd able to use the money we're saving from drug busts to fund that ten times over.
    You: yeah, speaking of drug busts
    You: A senior at my school got busted today
    You: he won't graduate
    You: he had one more school day to go
    You: what will he grow up to be without a diploma?
    Stranger: It really does suck too. Most of the people who support and run this shit took drugs themselves when they were young.
    You: yeah, IKR?
    You: I gtg, bye
    Stranger: Bye stranger!
    Stranger has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:30 am

    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
    Question to discuss:
    If you travelled back in time to rape Beethoven, what would be your motivation? Use your imagination!
    Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
    You: uhh
    Stranger has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:51 am

    This guy was so nice!
    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
    Question to discuss:
    good looking irish
    Stranger: hmmm
    You: what?
    Stranger: this makes no sense,
    You: who?
    You: yeah, really
    Stranger: although i'm part irish
    You: same
    Stranger: i'm a ginger...sooo
    You: awwwwwww
    You: I'm not
    Stranger: yeah
    You: :(
    Stranger: you want to be??
    You: gingers are cute
    Stranger: yeah, i'm the cutest
    You: I want to be one
    Stranger: no you don't
    You: well, not for the burnable skin...
    Stranger: and also "ginger" is the new "cool guy"
    You: just the hair
    You: yeah, not quite as bad as what blacks went through
    Stranger: hahah, got a point.
    You: but yeah, what is up with that
    You: the whole racism against gingers
    You: is it a middle ages revival?
    Stranger: idk, i think there is that one person who thinks its funny, and then others play along. or people just watch too much south park, or they are jealous of all the pussy we get
    You: the last one
    You: lol
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: are you a guy or a girl?
    Stranger: guy
    You: I'm a trans girl
    Stranger: trans?
    You: meaning transgender
    Stranger: so you've had a sex change
    You: no, that would be transexual
    Stranger: ahh.
    You: I haven't had any operations
    Stranger: so you have male bits, but are like a girl?
    You: Yes, I think I might have it a bit worse than gingers
    Stranger: yeah, i would say you do...nothing wrong with it in my opinion. also, i think the next generation will be tons more accepting than todays
    You: I know
    You: It's getting better
    You: slowly
    Stranger: yeah. i live in the middle of the bible belt, and have open lesbians in my school all over. only 2 open gay guys though. still used to be non-existent around here
    You: open lesbians in the middle of the bible belt?
    You: that's brave
    Stranger: yup. most people really don't care what others do with their lives, except for the stupid people that think it goes against "god" or some shit
    You: My mother is one of those
    You: fundies
    Stranger: both of my parents are
    You: that sucks
    You: I hate it
    Stranger: yeah, i'm straight, so it really doesn't affect me, but it still pisses me off that they are so closed minded.
    You: I'm a total atheist
    Stranger: me too
    You: agnostic
    You: also
    Stranger: yeah.
    You: the combination of being atheist and Transgender and Pansexual while living with a fundamentalist mother is hard on me
    You: at least I have supportive friends
    Stranger: yeah, a parent should be supportive no matter what, so i can see the distress, but good friends always help
    Stranger: it's also quite funny we've discovered all of this by a stupidly vague statement
    You: I was just thinking that
    Stranger: good looking irish...pshhh. wtf
    You: I think I want to dye my hair a dark ginger
    Stranger: hey, whatever sinks your submarine my friend
    You: lolwut?
    Stranger: floats your boat....sinks your submarine....same concept lol
    You: I got that
    Stranger: hahah
    Stranger: well, nice talking to you! good luck with what you've got going on there! and fuck everyone who judges you!
    You: Thanks!
    Stranger has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:59 am

    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
    Question to discuss:
    Loading...
    Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
    Stranger: No
    You: lol
    Stranger: XD
    Stranger: STAPH LOADING
    You: I fell for it for like 2 seconds
    You: not gonna lie
    Stranger: SAME HERE XD
    Stranger: Oh meh gawd I thought it was really loading xD
    You: 'This is actually really clever
    Stranger: I agree .-.
    You: bye
    You have disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:31 pm

    sinks your submarine?
    that's genius.
    I wish it was mine. I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THAT GOOD.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Gnome Child on Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:37 pm

    Would you let a giraffe fiddle your diddle?

    Stranger 1: fuckin right i would
    Stranger 2: Well I would let it diddle my fiddle.
    Stranger 2: But, not on my diddle.
    Stranger 1: could you imagine getting deep throuated by that bitch
    Stranger 1: damnnnn
    Stranger 2: Oh so you are 13? and horny...
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    If Sonic was your name, would speed be your game? (read: would you sell drugs)

    Stranger 2: HAHA
    Stranger 2: yes
    Stranger 1: hmm....
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    When will people realize that homosexuality is a disease and start trying to help cure it instead of hurting all of those poor people?

    Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
    Stranger: Lol
    Stranger: Just kil gays
    You: When you stop touching yourself at night, kid
    Stranger: Discusting aids lovers
    You have disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:31 am

    Question to discuss:
    what's with everyone asking "asl" in regular text chat
    Stranger 2: asl
    Stranger 2: wut
    Stranger 1: hahah
    Stranger 2: haha
    Stranger 1: i see
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:41 am

    SirPwnington wrote:Would you let a giraffe fiddle your diddle?

    Stranger 1: fuckin right i would
    Stranger 2: Well I would let it diddle my fiddle.
    Stranger 2: But, not on my diddle.
    Stranger 1: could you imagine getting deep throuated by that bitch
    Stranger 1: damnnnn
    Stranger 2: Oh so you are 13? and horny...
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    i read that conversation aloud in blackvoice and it was the best thing


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:44 pm

    This made me laugh my ass off.

    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    would you date a transgender person? (If you liked their personality)
    Stranger 1: no
    Stranger 1: cool guys should die
    Stranger 1: god hates them
    Stranger 1: read leviticus
    Stranger 1: the bible is clear
    Stranger 2: -_-
    Stranger 2: stone your children...
    Stranger 2: ->bible
    Stranger 2 has disconnected
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:44 pm

    seriously, that guy was like WBC status
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:04 pm

    This one turned out pretty funny

    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    would you date a transgender person? (If you liked their personality)
    Stranger 1: Probs
    Stranger 2: If they looked decent, yeah
    Stranger 2: YAY FOR US
    Stranger 1: yay
    Stranger 2: this wasn't as interesting as the question maker thought it might be I suppose
    Stranger 1: probably not, no
    Stranger 2: okay, let's make it what they wanted to be
    Stranger 2: EW NO
    Stranger 1: gay
    Stranger 2: TRANSGENDERED PEOPLE ARE GROSS
    Stranger 1: cool guy cunt
    Stranger 2: THEY'RE JUST GAY PEOPLE IN DENIAL
    Stranger 1: FUK OF YOU UGLY BITCH ILL FUK U MOM
    Stranger 2: NO YOU WON'T, MY MOM IS A TRANNY
    Stranger 2: IT'S GROSS
    Stranger 1: EW TRANNYFAG CUNTY GAY
    Stranger 2: SOMEBODY IS OBVS INSECURE ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY
    Stranger 1: FUK U I HAVE MASSIVE BOLLS AND
    Stranger 1: BIG COOCK
    Stranger 1: Cheerio, anyway
    Stranger 2: bye :L
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

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