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Fri May 03, 2013 2:00 am by Alex

Occurrence: Saturday, June 1st

Any volunteers for hosting?


    Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:12 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    Stranger: hw r u doin

    You: i r doin finne

    You: how u bout?

    You: u dew finne?

    Stranger: ya

    You: gud glad u du finne

    Stranger: whr r u frm

    You: ppl arnt du finne that much noa a dais

    You: i ar frum the us

    You: u how bout?

    Stranger: China

    You: pepole havie such pad grammer thise dais

    You: i sware it jus maik me wan satb in friccasse

    You: thanx u fur thes luvely constipation, butt i mist dipartment

    You: gudbi

    You have disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:20 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hallo.

    Stranger: hey,asl?

    You: I am a Nigerian Prince from Siberia.

    Stranger: wow

    You: Now, if you send all of your money to my PO box in New York...

    You: The gods will be in your favor.

    Stranger: no problemo

    You: Ha ha, yes, yes! You Americans are always so generous.

    You: Now, I must be off. People to see. Children to eat.

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:32 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: asl?

    You: gi

    Stranger: what?

    You: hi*

    Stranger: asl?

    You: 83, f, antarctica

    You: can we make this fast

    You: i'm busy raping seals to death

    Stranger: 83

    You: but still so very horny

    Stranger: really

    You: yeah

    Stranger: can i have a sex with u?

    You: ye sure

    You: i'm in ur room, what do u do to me?

    Stranger: kiss u r boobies an pussy

    You: my flabby wrinkletits swing in excitement

    You: my pussy drips fermented liquids

    You: i moan

    You: and fall onto your bed, breaking my hip

    Stranger: send me u r picture

    You: but i still want it

    Stranger: a nude one

    You: i'm in antarctica, raping seals

    You: do you think i have time to take a nude picture of myself

    Stranger: i think soo

    Stranger: please

    You: maybe you'll get a surprise in your christmas stocking :)

    Stranger: please send me u r picture

    You: stained with my moldy, fermented pussy juice

    You: no jimmy, not now

    You: i just came

    You: i'm so off right now

    You have disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:45 am

    Tateos wrote:You: i sware it jus maik me wan satb in friccasse

    like chicken fricassee?
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:21 am

    JoN wrote:
    Tateos wrote:You: i sware it jus maik me wan satb in friccasse

    like chicken fricassee?

    yeah, i was going to say face but ended up saying fricasse


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:39 pm

    hey BUMP

    "Looking for horny girls? You're in the wrong place. Go where the girls are! (18+)" hahahahaha

    ----

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hii

    You: hi there

    Stranger: asl?

    You: why do people always assume my name is asl

    You have disconnected.

    ----

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: hello

    Stranger: how are you

    You: i'm fine

    Stranger: awesome

    You: but uh, what kind of a pickup line is "do you want fries with the shake"

    You: it's strange

    Stranger: lmaoooo xD someone used that on you?!

    You: like, if the shake is supposed to be the vagina, then are they going to get a yeast infection or something?

    You: also no, but that sounds like something you would say to hit on a cashier or something

    Stranger: lmaooooooo

    You: have you ever tried dipping fries into a shake?

    You: if you do it wrong you'd probably create a huge mess after 15 seconds and apologize profusely

    Stranger: its goodd!!

    Stranger: i love doing that

    You: i guess you gotta have the right technique...

    Stranger: wait are you talking about the food?

    You: duh, get your mind out of the gutter

    Stranger: lmaoo sorry

    You: anyways that's enough double entendres for one night

    You: farewell

    You have disconnected.

    ----

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi asl

    You: why do these people always ask for that

    You: even when omegle was in its infancy

    Stranger: i dont like to talk to men

    You: that's incredibly sexist.

    You: you make me sick

    You have disconnected.

    ----

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

    Stranger: why borris? Why did u leave me?

    You: Who is this borris guy and why did he leave you?

    Stranger: you are

    Stranger: don't act like u don't know borris

    You: oh man

    You: you must have me confused with my alter-ego

    You: Borris Stranger

    Stranger: ahaha

    Stranger: that's right

    Stranger: so tell me, why?

    You: because he-- I am just a swinger

    You: a "hump and dumper" in today's terms

    You: i'm not there for love

    Stranger: xD

    Stranger: Oh shit! That as meant to be a sad dace

    Stranger: face*

    Stranger: ur a meanie bum

    You: you mean xC

    Stranger: u know that?

    You: i'm just doing my job, darling.

    You: that'll be $5.

    Stranger: I'm not for sale

    You: what about your house

    Stranger: not to low life's like u

    Stranger: what's a low life ?

    You: a low life is me, Borris Stranger

    Stranger: I really don't know

    You: professional 64th swinger

    Stranger: I bet u swing little childrens at the park u pedo

    Stranger: !!!

    You: when i was 9 i pushed little kids off the swing so i could have a go

    You: been a swinger ever since

    Stranger: so pushing little children's off swings makes u a swinger?

    You: well i also do lounge music on thursdays

    Stranger: ahaha, ur one weird being. You know that?

    You: you may have heard of my hit cover record "you know my name (look up the number)"

    Stranger: I will

    Stranger: then I will stalk, find you then cut u up into little pieces and feed u to my pet dragon

    You: oh, so now there's a dragon involved

    You: i'm borris stranger. the only fire i get is the fire i light smoking cigarettes.

    You: now goodbye forever

    You have disconnected.


    SPY MODE


    Question to discuss:
    How old were you when you had your first kiss?

    Stranger: 5

    Stranger: u

    You: not old enough to fuck, certainly

    Stranger: no 8

    Stranger: grosss

    You: what

    You: all that means is i was under 17

    Stranger: gross

    Stranger: yea i know

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    Question to discuss:
    Which one of you is not real?

    Stranger 1: I'm not sure.

    Stranger 2: im... real? lol

    Stranger 1: I'm sure I'm real, but I can't say the same for you, stranger.

    Stranger 2: NO!!! XD eeeeahhhuuuuppppooopa

    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    ----

    This one is incredibly fucking long so without further ado:
    http://pastebin.com/JviUyiA2

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    Question to discuss:
    Hottest piece of ass?

    You: wherever you brand the ass.

    Stranger: hahahaha

    You: not too many ranchers have donkeys nowadays

    You: why did you ask this, spy?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ----

    Question to discuss:
    Sardines!!!!

    You: that aint a question biitch

    You: sorry, dat*

    You: biatch*

    You: kweshhhhtun*

    Stranger: no worries

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    i am having "fun" with this like i did once before

    also

    Tateos wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: STRANGER DANGER

    You have disconnected.

    JoN in 2011 wrote:You: STRANGER DANGER

    You: Oh wait, shit

    Stranger: m 25

    You: TAKE THREE STEPS BACK, YELL "NO!" AND RUN

    You have disconnected.

    i'm pretty sure i was the first one to do stranger danger by the way
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:04 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hello

    Stranger: hi

    You: I'm your regional negro, PhD.

    Stranger: Ohhh hey

    You: My name is Bruce.

    Stranger: Dr. Bruce

    You: How would you like your black guy today?

    Stranger: was up

    Stranger: medium rare

    You: Shit man, it's sizzlin'.

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: better be tasty

    You: What's it like on yo side of the hood?

    You: Cause I know there goin be a gang war in this shit.

    You: And it's goin be crazy

    Stranger: It's crazy brah

    You: Man

    Stranger: Gun shots n' shit

    Stranger: it be cray

    You: All the whities in the po po think they can stop this shit

    You: but this shit is going be off the motherfuckin handle

    You: iss gon hit the fan

    You: and iss goin hit it hard

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: i feel u brah

    Stranger: i kno how u is

    You: might be worse than hiroshima

    You: this shit

    Stranger: its gon be cray

    Stranger: this shit

    Stranger: is bananas

    You: I heard the Biplanes got themselves a motherfucking thermonuclear device

    You: this shit is the craziest I've seen

    Stranger: Yeah i heard dat shit to mah

    Stranger: Fucking cray ma

    You: I'm gettin my ass

    You: outta town

    Stranger: outta town

    Stranger: i kno brah

    You: cause this shit goin' be motherfuckin dust

    Stranger: dust

    You: all for what, too?'

    Stranger: cray

    Stranger: kfc

    Stranger: n shit

    You: I mean, fo' real

    You: I know Stevie's gurl got stole' by one of the motherfuckin Biplanes

    You: But what was he goin' do about it?

    Stranger: no way

    You: It was inevitable, dawg.

    Stranger: that shit be cray how she got stole?

    Stranger: she be playin or sumthin

    You: La'quandashikaa is just too damn fine to not be stole

    Stranger: ahh shit ma i would have stolen shanice

    You: Mmm yeah

    You: Shandice is hella fine

    Stranger: she be fine as shittt

    Stranger: yeah

    You: her ass

    You: is like

    You: two motherfuckin moons

    Stranger: she has 1 crazy boouuutay

    You: taped together

    Stranger: yeah brah

    You: in one fine ass package

    You: hell

    You: if they got any bigger

    You: they'd block out the motherfuckin' sun

    Stranger: they pop man

    You: shit would be chaos

    Stranger: yeah yeah shittt

    You: the world would fall into darkness dawg

    You: and my boss Cherel would not have that

    You: my ass would be on a stake

    Stranger: Yeah man be cray shit erry butey is gonna get stole...

    You: she'd light that shit on fire

    You: and use my ass on the stake

    Stranger: yeahhh shiittt

    Stranger: lol

    You: to cook mother fucking steak

    Stranger: medium rare?

    You: hella medium rare

    Stranger: nice

    Stranger: when can i has is?

    You: mo' medium than these eyes have eva seen

    You: Aww shit man

    You: Just drop by my hood

    You: in one of the back alleyways past the meth shop, you'll find a large ass cardboard fort

    You: that's where the mofucking restaurant be

    You: Aww shit I think I just heard shockwaves

    You: I gotta be headin' out brother

    You: into the shelter, you know what I'm sayin'

    You: Peace out, yo!

    You have disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:14 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: SUP

    You: HOW'S IT HANGIN

    Stranger: okay so i'm ridicuousy horny n wanna get myself wet.. can u help me ? ;-)

    You: YOUR BALLS, I MEAN

    Stranger: yeaa i know it's kind of random, but my asshole EX cheated on ME so i'm on a manhunt lol, im jenny, u are? ;)

    You: I'M BRUCE

    You: GOD OF WAR

    Stranger: I
    see.. where do u live? I am bored in my apartment...and this usually
    leads to bad things ;) esp since im single and sexually deprived :-(

    You: I LIVE IN YOUR HEART AND SOUL

    You: I FEED ON YOUR BLOOD LIKE A HUNGRY WALRUS

    Stranger: miami

    You: WALRUSES DO NOT LIVE IN MIAMI

    You: YOU LIE

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:21 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: I feel like we already know each other so well

    You: We've spoken so much

    You: I LOVE YOU

    You: HOW MANY BABIES WILL YOU GIVE ME

    You: WHAT'S YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

    You: LET'S JOIN OUR HEARTS IN SURGERY

    You: SO WE CAN WADDLE AROUND AS SIAMESE TWINS

    You: AND BE WITH EACH OTHER

    You: FOREVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: AND EVER

    You: WE CAN WADDLE UP THE STAIRS

    You: HELP WIPE EACH OTHERS ASS ON A HIS AND HERS DOUBLE TOILET

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:27 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hey

    Stranger: Asl?

    You: yeH

    You: ?lsA

    Stranger: I asked u first

    You: tsrif u deksa I

    Stranger: U are a cool guy

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    lmfao


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:53 am

    This was so funny

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



    Question to discuss:
    talk please people
    Stranger: About what?

    You: so, what are you wearing?

    Stranger: Spandex

    You: sexy, can I touch it?

    Stranger: Go ahead

    You: is this a dick or a vagina, I can't tell

    Stranger: Vagina

    You: Mmmmm, sweet pussy

    You: fiddle with my anus please

    Stranger: I will

    You: with your toungue

    Stranger: Hmm yummm

    You: my 14 inch dick is so erect

    Stranger: Nice and long

    You: go ahead and pole dance on it

    Stranger: I will

    Stranger: Dont worry

    You: firmly squeeze my testicles

    Stranger: I will lick I'm all up

    You: HARDER

    You: wax my ass hair, woman

    You: then lick it

    Stranger: Mmm

    You: shit on my face please

    Stranger: Would you like that?

    You: Mmm, yeah

    Stranger: I know

    You: OH Ho ho, such warm shit on my face

    Stranger: Haha

    You: spread it around

    You: with your ass

    Stranger: I will

    You: lick that shit up

    Stranger: I good

    You: you so good

    Stranger: Hmm you too

    You: put on this big strappon and fuck me

    You: like a horse

    Stranger: I will

    Stranger: Deap throat it

    You: I love you

    Stranger: Hmm really

    You: yes

    Stranger: Love you too

    You: let us roll around in shit and piss

    Stranger: Yes please

    You: I'm about to throw up

    You: Blughghg

    Stranger: Ahaha

    You: spread that all over your pussy

    Stranger: Make me dirty

    You: all we need now is some blood

    You: I need to take a massive shit

    Stranger: Hahah

    You: HERRGERRRGERRRRARGHthbth

    You: That was the largest dookie of my life

    You: there is now blood everywhere

    Stranger: Lol

    You: let's lick it up

    Stranger: Lets

    You: may I fuck your armpit?

    Stranger: Go ahead?

    You: Oh yes!

    Stranger: You know someone is watching the conversation?

    You: let them watch

    Stranger: Haha yes

    You: all the better

    Stranger: I agree

    You: I'm gonna cum!

    You: BLARARAGH

    Stranger: I would like tht upp

    You: It is all over your sexy armpit

    Stranger: Mmm thanks

    You: kiss me damnit, I love you!

    Stranger: I will

    You: Let us live happily ever after

    You: in space

    Stranger: Yes

    Narrator: and so it was, the two love hounds and the spy rode a unicorn into space and fucked happily ever after, the end.

    You have disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:58 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



    Question to discuss:
    i like the way your pee sounds when it hits the bowl
    Stranger: thanks

    You: yeah, thanks

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:12 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



    Question to discuss:
    What's something that genuinely interests you? Sexual things don't count.
    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: Music

    You: dicks

    Stranger: Art

    You: I mean

    You: shit

    Stranger: Dogs

    You: no

    You: this

    You: is too hard

    Stranger: Guns

    Stranger: Knives

    You: ERRRG

    You: penis penis

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:26 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



    Question to discuss:
    Which way?
    You: leftwards

    Stranger: To tha left to tha left

    You: exactly

    Stranger: Richman?

    You: yes, this is richman

    You: is that thomson?

    Stranger: No

    You: damnit

    Stranger: This is KA05W01f

    You: wanna bang?

    Stranger: Mebe

    Stranger: Is richman really richWOman?

    You: no, sorry. But I can pretend

    Stranger: Uuh,

    Stranger: NO

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:30 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



    Question to discuss:
    Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey... What am I describing?
    You: a dick

    Stranger: ……………………………………………………………………………………………………,,,---~‘’¯’\,
    …………………_,,,----,…………………………………………………………………,,,---~~‘’¯¯ . . . . . . ,/’
    …………..,-~‘¯ ; ; ; ; ;’\,----,……………………………………………………….,~‘’ . . . . . . . . . . __,-~~’¯
    ……,,-~‘¯; ; ; ; ;,-’¯¯¯’’ ‘¯~’\,|,………………………………………………..,-~’ . . . . . . . .,--~’’’¯¯
    … ’¯¯; ; ; ; ; ;. ,/’ . . . ’~-, . ’|…………………………………………,-~-~’¯ . , . . . . ¯¯\, . . ’\,
    …¯¯,-~* . /’ . ‘\| . . . . . . . .’\…………………………………_,-~‘¯,/’,/’ . . . . .¯¯¯’~----,,,\,,,, .‘\,
    ……..¯¯--, .’\, . . . . . . ,--~-,’ ’|…………………………_,-~‘¯ ; ;;;;; | .| . . . . . . . . . . . : . .|¯’*| .|
    ……………-,-’¯’’|, . . .,/’ ¯¯’-/‘/………………….._,-~’¯¯; ; ;;;;;;;;;;;; ‘| .’| . . . . . . . . . .___,,--~‘~’‘|
    …………….| . . ’\, . . ’\,; ; ;|/’.,-~~--,,/‘¯¯’~‘¯; ; ;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ’|,’\, -,,,---~’’’¯\\‘’~’’’’¯¯,--~/‘’
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    You: an old man penis

    You: yes

    You: that

    You: epic winage

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:43 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



    Question to discuss:
    I KNOW YOUR SECRET! AND I'M TELLING EVERYONE!
    You: wanna bang?

    Stranger: yes

    Stranger: please do me

    You: My penis is sore

    You: from exessive fucking

    Stranger: well

    Stranger: fuck me still

    You: wanna see what I've been through?

    Stranger: yes

    You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



    Question to discuss:
    talk please people
    Stranger: About what?

    You: so, what are you wearing?

    Stranger: Spandex

    You: sexy, can I touch it?

    Stranger: Go ahead

    You: is this a dick or a vagina, I can't tell

    Stranger: Vagina

    You: Mmmmm, sweet pussy

    You: fiddle with my anus please

    Stranger: I will

    You: with your toungue

    Stranger: Hmm yummm

    You: my 14 inch dick is so erect

    Stranger: Nice and long

    You: go ahead and pole dance on it

    Stranger: I will

    Stranger: Dont worry

    You: firmly squeeze my testicles

    Stranger: I will lick I'm all up

    You: HARDER

    You: wax my ass hair, woman

    You: then lick it

    Stranger: Mmm

    You: shit on my face please

    Stranger: Would you like that?

    You: Mmm, yeah

    Stranger: I know

    You: OH Ho ho, such warm shit on my face

    Stranger: Haha

    You: spread it around

    You: with your ass

    Stranger: I will

    You: lick that shit up

    Stranger: I good

    You: you so good

    Stranger: Hmm you too

    You: put on this big strappon and fuck me

    You: like a horse

    Stranger: I will

    Stranger: Deap throat it

    You: I love you

    Stranger: Hmm really

    You: yes

    Stranger: Love you too

    You: let us roll around in shit and piss

    Stranger: Yes please

    You: I'm about to throw up

    You: Blughghg

    Stranger: Ahaha

    You: spread that all over your pussy

    Stranger: Make me dirty

    You: all we need now is some blood

    You: I need to take a massive shit

    Stranger: Hahah

    You: HERRGERRRGERRRRARGHthbth

    You: That was the largest dookie of my life

    You: there is now blood everywhere

    Stranger: Lol

    You: let's lick it up

    Stranger: Lets

    You: may I fuck your armpit?

    Stranger: Go ahead?

    You: Oh yes!

    Stranger: You know someone is watching the conversation?

    You: let them watch

    Stranger: Haha yes

    You: all the better

    Stranger: I agree

    You: I'm gonna cum!

    You: BLARARAGH

    Stranger: I would like tht upp

    You: It is all over your sexy armpit

    Stranger: Mmm thanks

    You: kiss me damnit, I love you!

    Stranger: I will

    You: Let us live happily ever after

    You: in space

    Stranger: Yes

    Narrator: and so it was, the two love hounds and the spy rode a unicorn into space and fucked happily ever after, the end.

    You have disconnected.

    Stranger: LOL

    Stranger: Well that was very sexy

    You: yes

    You: indeed

    Stranger: Are you up for another run (;?

    You: sure

    You: let me exercise my limp dick

    You: one two one two

    Stranger: How about I suck on your thick cock to get it energized

    You: sure thing babe

    You: man or woman?

    Stranger: Woman

    You: kay

    Stranger: Or do you prefer

    Stranger: I was a man

    You: Was?

    Stranger: am*

    You: I don't care

    You: either way

    Stranger: Oh dayum, k. I'm a woman

    Stranger: and you?

    You: a man

    Stranger: K

    You: 69 years old

    Stranger: Hot

    You: my groins is ready

    You: let me see your coc... I mean pussy

    Stranger: -spreads my legs-

    You: nice hairy testic... I mean, you have a very fine bush, Ma'am

    You: may I?

    Stranger: Yes, please do so

    You: *shoves leg into urethra

    You: do you enjoy this sir... *cough, I man ma'am

    You: mean\

    Stranger: Yes, shove it in harder. and fuck man if you want me to be a man

    Stranger: then just say so

    You: a sudden change of gender occurs

    You: let my fondle your hairy balls

    You: with my fingers!!!!

    Stranger: Mmm, yeah that feels gooood

    You: shall I squeeze?

    Stranger: Yes lick them up too

    Stranger: pls

    You: *pops left testicle

    You: verry sorry Ma'am I mean SIR

    Stranger: WELL

    Stranger: FUCK U

    Stranger: I AM OUTTA

    Stranger: HERE

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:47 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!



    Question to discuss:
    Are you horny?
    You: no

    Stranger: Are you a horse?

    You: yes

    Stranger: OH. SO you're THAT kind of person

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:03 am

    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!



    Question to discuss:
    is it possible for anyone out there to love me?
    Stranger 2: Yes, dear.

    Stranger 1: Yes get off your computer and look

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:10 pm

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: pickled dicks

    You: i mean hi

    Stranger: hello (:

    Stranger: 18/f

    You: I didn't mean to say pickled dicks, I swear

    Stranger: horny

    You: Oh, geez

    Stranger: wnt to see me uhmm . . . fucpk myself on webcam 4 u? ;]

    Stranger: o.k :) babe comje look @ my pro

    You: My computor only has like 1 mb of ram, so no

    Stranger: http://dok.do/JSZp6I

    You: it's a piece of shit

    Stranger: u have a uhmmm.. . accoungt there?

    You: never heard of the place

    Stranger: nd we can havse some fun

    You: yeeeah

    Stranger: i'm goin to get off herdbe nd setup my web cam now

    Stranger: ill be waitifng for you there

    You: Cool, bro

    Stranger: tlk to you thefre

    You: can I see your dick?

    Stranger: buh-bye

    You: no wait

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    looking for horny girls? you're in the wrong place.
    ............... no I'm not.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:04 pm

    Question to discuss:
    Horny? Xoxoxoxoxo

    Stranger: Merh
    You: fuck yes
    You: brb fucking my wife
    (10 seconds later)
    You: done
    You: gee that was fast
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    What do you think about Argentina?

    You: it's a fantastic country
    Stranger: They have nice meat
    Stranger: and footballers
    You: one of its cities is the capital of brazil
    Stranger: what?
    You: buenos aires
    Stranger: that is so nonsensical
    Stranger: and that is the capital of brazil?
    You: according to some people
    Stranger: what people?
    You: people i have talked to
    Stranger: well they are illiterate
    Stranger: most probably
    You: this was before fast five came out though
    Stranger: whats fast five?
    You: a movie about cars
    Stranger: wow
    You: you've never heard of fast and the furious?
    Stranger: and that tought them about south american geography?
    Stranger: maybe...
    Stranger: ah, its with that bald muscle guy right?
    You: i think so
    You: i also think it was set in rio
    You: they didn't really say "oh this is the capital of brazil" or anything so people might still think it's buenos aires
    Stranger: well about Argentina I, quite frankly, think that both uruguay and brazil are far superior countries
    Stranger: Sao Paolo
    Stranger: is such an amazing city
    You: i haven't been in south america
    Stranger: shame
    Stranger: nice cultural people there
    You: well i'll take that into account
    You: well ok bye
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

    You: sober up quickly please
    Stranger: that is not a question! D:<
    Stranger: so why don't you go crawl in a corner
    Stranger: and die
    Stranger: in agony
    You: what
    Stranger: with a cactus in your rectum
    You: you're overreacting just a little
    Stranger: am i.
    You: rectum?
    Stranger: AM I?
    Stranger: lmao
    You: do i know you?
    You: rectum and lmao
    Stranger: i k don't know do you?
    Stranger: disregard the k
    Stranger: not suppossed to be there
    You: two words i've seen a certain person i know say multiple times
    Stranger: you mean heard
    You: no
    You: seen as in over the internet
    Stranger: ah
    You: the words on a screen
    Stranger: okay i got it
    You: do the initials HO have any meaning to you
    Stranger: where have you seen him say that stuff?
    Stranger: nope
    You: nevermind then
    Stranger: oh come on
    Stranger: now you got my curiosity going
    Stranger: what is that person to you?
    You: internet acquantiance
    You: on a forum
    Stranger: i see
    Stranger: the good kind, or the "omg why does that person exist" kind?
    You: "acquantiance"
    You: or acquaintance i mean
    Stranger: judging by your response i believe i must have the meaning of acquantiance wrong in my head
    Stranger: hhmmmmmmm
    You: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/acquaintance
    Stranger: yup i kind of did
    Stranger: but anyway
    Stranger: um. do you feel like talking about anything in particular?
    Stranger: i got nothing
    You: not really
    Stranger: well this is gonna be kind of awkward until one of us leaves
    You: yep
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Only me being annoyed by the whole "YOLO" and "Swag" shit?

    You: yes
    Stranger: Swag is fine
    Stranger: YOLO is ungodly
    You: you're only allowed to have yolo swag
    You: so we know who to execute in the new world order
    Stranger: "I'm going to do stupid things because YOLO"
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:08 am

    rectums are deeply important to me


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Rahvin on Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:49 pm

    I was in the mode where you answer questions..

    There was no question, and I couldn't type back.. this is all I got.

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    Stranger: 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101100 01110101 01101100 01111010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010
    Stranger: 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101100 01110101 01101100 01111010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010
    Stranger: dont worry, im not gonna do it a third time
    Stranger: you are lucky im me and not some horrible person
    Stranger: bai now
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Translated: "I did it for the lulz"


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Tetris on Sat Oct 13, 2012 10:58 pm

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:08 pm

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    kk, theres a party, do you start with the alcohol first or the weed? o.O
    You: the cocaine
    Stranger: Meth for me
    You: sometimes i shake it up a bit
    You: i use black tar heroin instead.
    Stranger: It's always fun to snort a bit of coke off a strippers asshole
    Stranger: nothing gets a party started like that
    You: oh, definitely.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Wouldn't black people be happier in zoos? They could spend all day rapping majestically in the sun while we feed them peanuts
    You: edgy racism
    Stranger: Agreed.
    You: so edgy
    You have disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Are you h o r n y?
    You: yes.
    Stranger: Yes
    You: i'm jerking off right now.
    Stranger: oh yea
    Stranger: im fingering myself
    Stranger: at work
    You: why are you working on a sunday?
    You: that's sinful
    Stranger: this is great my boss is watching an hes jerking off to it
    You: sinner. you'll never get into the pearly gates with that work ethic
    You: pshh. working on sunday.
    You: sickening
    You have disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    What do you think about Obama?
    You: he's our president
    Stranger: Yup^^
    You: he's certainly doing things to america.
    Stranger: He's a pretty good one id say
    You: the independent party will rise one day
    Stranger: Kinda
    Stranger: Haha^^
    You: and then who will be laughing???
    You: gary johnson 2016
    You have disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:37 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hello there
    Stranger: m
    You: that sure is a letter
    Stranger: i
    You: f
    Stranger: a
    You: k
    Stranger: y
    You: u
    Stranger: o
    You: b
    Stranger: s?
    You: t
    Stranger: f
    You: c
    Stranger: a
    You: h
    Stranger: l
    You: !
    You: wait, shit
    Stranger: b
    Stranger: love you..bye
    You: ok
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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