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    Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:06 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Where am I?
    You: I don't know what's going on.
    Stranger: ur talk to random pple
    You: Everyone here is illiterate?
    You: Oh no...
    You: This is awful.
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    When did you lose your virginity
    Stranger: NEVER
    You: In 1962
    Stranger: still got it!
    You: and i've never fucked since
    You: the thing is i was born in 1991
    You: so i don't know how it happened
    Stranger: just one day you where in 1962 fucking a girls brains out
    Stranger: doesn't matter, had sex
    You: i wasnt even a sperm cell
    You: maybe i got a time machine in the future and fucked a woman
    You: good thinking
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Why is everyone here always horny?
    Stranger: no
    You: Because I want SEX RIGHT NOW
    Stranger: xDD
    You: and I am a lonely and awful person
    Stranger: it happens
    You: with a micropenis
    Stranger: sad
    You: ;_;
    You: brb suicide
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Can i get sick from swallowing my dogs semen?
    You: yes
    You: i got cholera once
    Stranger: Yeah dude don't do it
    You: they say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's but that doesn't work for semen
    Stranger: I swallowed horse semen, about 12 ouzes, had to go to the er
    You: ounces*
    You: spelling things wrong?
    You: you sicken me.
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Does God exist?
    Stranger: No.
    You: yes and no
    Stranger: God does not exist.
    Stranger: No, just no.
    You: I think the idea of religion exists
    You: But i'm not sure about god
    Stranger: I'm sure the jews did 9/11, you disgusting fuck.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Rahvin on Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:27 pm

    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    Would you fuck a panda?
    Stranger 1: yeah
    Stranger 2: I'd fuck the panda out of it.
    Stranger 1: id fuck the bamboo out that hairy bitch
    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    Question to discuss:
    Sexy pineapple
    Stranger 1: SEXY BEAM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    Question to discuss:
    What are you gonna do with Stranger 2?
    Stranger 2: fk him
    Stranger 1: lolz, I'm a her
    Stranger 2: fk im a her to
    Stranger 2: scissor her
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    [[^^^I WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED THAT STRANGER 2 DC'D ^^^^]]

    Question to discuss:
    Why are they trying to make it legal to sell kids? What is your opinion?
    Stranger 1: what.
    Stranger 2: Kids are fun to rape

    Question to discuss:
    Why are Kids are fun to rape
    Stranger 1: Hi I'm Chris Hansen
    Stranger 2: piece of shit!!!!!
    Stranger 2: not you the op sorry
    Stranger 1: Chris Hansen

    Question to discuss:
    Stranger 2: piece of shit!!!!! ----- Stranger 2 is talking shit, what should you do?
    Stranger 2: show him me naked
    Stranger 1: be happy im stranger 1
    Stranger 1: that would work
    Stranger 2: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/51935367/pussy.jpg
    Stranger 1: oh i dont trust this
    Stranger 2: your loss
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    That link is pr0nz0rz. And safe! He really did miss out.

    Question to discuss:
    You two are destined to be husband and wife some day. Say hello!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: whats your name
    You: Want to go out?
    Stranger: ?
    You: Benny
    Stranger: sure :)
    You: Yay!
    You: Want to go to the movies?
    Stranger: benny as in benjamin ?
    You: We saw a funny romantic comedy, and shared a popcorn and drink.
    Stranger: and yeaa
    Stranger: swag
    You: It was nice.
    You: then we went back to your place and enjoyed the mood.
    Stranger: you enjoy the bj you gave me after ?
    You: Yeah. Then the day came
    You: And you proposed
    You: And I was blushing and grinning and laughing and said Yes.
    Stranger: then we fucked all day !!!!!
    You: We fucked for weeks
    You: it was a crazy fuckfest
    You: and I was pregnant with baby
    Stranger: then we had a kid and i left you for a younger omen
    Stranger: *women
    Stranger: im sorry
    You: So we waited until after the baby was born to get married so we wouldn't have to resize the dress
    You: It is great for us now.
    You: You are cheating on me, but I'm ok with that.
    Stranger: swag
    You: You pay the bills and I take care of the kids
    Stranger: seriously ,,, how bout you send me a naked pic ?
    You: After 174 affairs we're still together, and we're 76.
    You: And growing old... and have grandkids out fuckin.
    You: And I die.
    You have disconnected.
    **************
    Question to discuss:
    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC, with "How to Catch a Predator" would you like to take a seat over there while your reading this in my voice? |STRANGER 1 PREDATOR - STRANGER 2 CHRIS HANSEN|]
    You: Hiya
    You: I hope i'm stranger 1
    Stranger: Hmmm very well
    You: I just came here with this bag of Wendy's
    Stranger: Take a seat right over there
    You: I was going to eat burgers
    Stranger: and.. what were you
    Stranger: a 40 year old man
    Stranger: going
    Stranger: to
    Stranger: do
    Stranger: with a bagggg
    You: She was hungry, we were talking online, and she said she's been home alone and needs food
    You: so i was trying to help
    Stranger: OF wendy's
    You: i don't kow why i brought condoms
    Stranger: Are you "luvs2fuck2333"?
    You: Yeah...
    You: why? am i in trouble? are you gonna arrest me?
    Stranger: we'll talk about that later. First I need to tell you something
    You: What's that? >.>
    You: <.<
    You: >.>
    Stranger: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
    Stranger: And we're doing a story
    Stranger: on adults
    You: Ooooh noooo...
    Stranger: that like to meet kids on the internet
    Stranger: for sex
    You: *looks at camera*
    Stranger: now is there anything you want to say to us?
    You: *looks away*
    You: I wasn't actually gonna have sex with her
    You: I never do this kinda thing
    Stranger: well, the chat logs say otherwise
    Stranger: now you're free to leave now
    You: Ok...
    You: *takes off runnin*
    You: *gets fuckin owned*
    Stranger: What he doesn't know, is that the police were waiting for him
    You: GET OFF OF ME MAN
    You: im innocent
    You: i want a lawyer!
    Stranger: Join me next time for a look into a California man, that likes to deficate into the graves of the elderly
    You: I'm white trash and I'm in trouble
    Stranger: Don't taze me bro!
    Stranger: Don't taze me!
    You: Thanks stranger, we did a great job.
    You: Brofist.
    Stranger: <3
    Stranger: Brofist
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    What is your religion and what do they believe? Why is your religion more truthful than your partners?
    You: I wanna eat pie
    You: and lots of it
    Stranger: Pecan pie.
    You: You know what I'm sayin?
    Stranger: Fucking
    Stranger: pecan pie.
    You: Like wtf is that question about, man, I want pie
    You: I want some of that key lime pie
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    whats the benefit of large tits?
    You: none
    You: you get to beg for more back massages
    Stranger: you have more weight to throw into punches...?
    You: "i got these huge tits, my back hurts, rub my shoulders"
    You: You can...maybe stop a speeding scooter
    Stranger: you can slap people unconscious with you gigantic boobs
    You: You can not fall off some small planets
    You: You can float better!
    You: You can cook the fat outta them and have nice titty gravy
    You: titty gravy on some roast pussy sounds good
    Stranger: Pillows for two
    You: I'd even eat some ass
    You: A place to set drinks.
    You: You can hide candy in your boobs and pull it out at random occasions
    Stranger: they're called funbags for a reason
    Stranger: SO MANY USES!
    Stranger: BILLY MAYS HERE!
    Stranger: XD
    You: You can remove the boob tissue and replace it with cocaine and smuggle shit into the country
    You: WITH THESE AWESOME BOOBS YOU CAN DO SO MANY THINGS
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:40 pm

    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    What is your opinion on string theory?

    Stranger 2: ????

    Stranger 1: eeh

    Stranger 1: first read it

    Stranger 2: show cock picture

    Stranger 1: I think the string theory adds nothing to what we currently use

    Stranger 2 has disconnected


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:49 pm

    Question to discuss:
    If no one ever knew, would you have sex or do stuff with the same gender?

    You: Nah.

    Stranger: nah

    Stranger: dont really see the appeal

    You: also, that question implies rape

    You: for no one to know

    Stranger: ?

    Stranger: no it doesn't

    You: you'd have to rape someone in their sleep

    Stranger: its a hypothetical

    You: I know

    Stranger: i think magic is implied

    You: but if you take it literally, doing so would require raping someone in their sleep, while you are asleep as well

    You: for no one to know means that no one, not even you, could know

    You: I am sorry spy. I do not know if I rape people in my sleep.

    You: although I genuinely doubt it

    You have disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:20 pm

    Nobody my age watched Monty Python :c
    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    "And now for something completely different." What is this a reference to?

    Stranger 2: a show

    Stranger 1: one direction.... for me, everything is a reference to one direction

    Stranger 2: boo

    Stranger 1: oh.

    Stranger 2: oh.

    Stranger 1: okay

    Stranger 2: okay

    Stranger 1: water you doing

    Stranger 2: talking to you. you?

    Stranger 1: talking you you

    Stranger 1: gosh, we're like twn

    Stranger 1: twins*

    You have disconnected.



    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    "And now for something completely different." What is this a reference to?

    Stranger 2: gfyvhbnjkm/;|

    Stranger 1 has disconnected



    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    "And now for something completely different." What is this a reference to?

    Stranger 1: oh...

    Stranger 1: sounds familiar

    Stranger 1: TV Tropes

    Stranger 2: i dont know

    Stranger 1 has disconnected


    Closest I've gotten so far.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:22 pm

    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    "And now for something completely different." What is this a reference to?

    Stranger 2: my anus

    Stranger 1: Exactly

    Stranger 2: :)

    You have disconnected.



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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:24 pm

    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    "And now for something completely different." What is this a reference to?

    Stranger 2: A show

    Stranger 1: Oh fuck

    Stranger 1: I don't remember

    Stranger 2: Too bad they can't give us the answer

    Stranger 1: Monty Python!

    Stranger 2: Woah.

    Stranger 1: I knew I remembered

    Stranger 2: Not my type of thing.

    Stranger 1: It's not for everybody

    Stranger 1 has disconnected

    I JUST CAME.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:32 pm

    Question to discuss:
    What is your opinion on paraphernalia?

    Stranger 1: i just got charged with it..

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:45 pm

    Question to discuss:
    kar can you evven handle these wwonderful duck hips of mine
    You: I'd like to keep Britain tidy.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Most obscure band you know
    You: The Beatles
    Stranger: :3
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    what is one thing that you can say about yourself that would cause the majority of people to dislike you?
    You: No actually, we're just good friends.
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    i hate fat women that think i should respect them
    You: me too
    Stranger: no shit?!?! me too
    You: one time this fat bitch came up to me so i ran her over with my car
    You: i wasn't even IN MY CAR
    You: so idk what the fuck happened
    Stranger: OMFG U SUCH A LIE
    You: no man its totally true
    Stranger: butttttttttttt LMFAO
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    if you saw two lesbians making out what would you do
    Stranger: FUCK OFF FROM HERE
    You: I would rape both of them
    Stranger: fuuuu
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Who is best pony? :D
    You: String Theory
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Dean, I don't understand this muggle internet. What does it mean "Enter a question"?
    Stranger: HAHAHHA
    You: INCOMING HP HANFICTION
    Stranger: i love you questioner
    You: FUCK
    You: WHAT DO
    You: UM
    You: ESCAPE ESCAPE
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Would you date a fourteen year old girl
    You: if it was 2004 sure
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Do you smell
    You: I smell roses
    You: and dandelions
    Stranger: i smell sushi
    You: here have this formaldehyde
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Stupid yank in afghanistan, killing all those children, man americans sure are fucktards huh
    You: #KONY2012
    You: wait shit wrogn website
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Awkward question.
    You: Awkward answer?
    Stranger: kid a or ok computer
    You: i think aphex twin is better though
    Stranger: so hip
    You: ster
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA! AMERICA!
    You: the spy is actually from canada!
    Stranger: ?
    You: the spy is the guy asking the question
    You: stupid
    You have disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:52 pm

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    WHAT IS AIR?

    You: It is a combination of multiple different gasses

    Stranger: That come from Ron Jeremy's mustache

    You: yes

    You: The gas is produced in, and pours out of Ron Jeremy's mustache

    You: where it is then transferred through the digestive tracts of multiple different prostitutes

    You: in a great long human centipede

    You: it is breathed out of the last prostitute, and into the world

    Stranger: You got a laugh out of me :p



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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:34 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Hey boys it's Barbie here! I want to tell you all to shoot for the stars and to fulfill all your dreams(; xoxo~ Barbie

    Stranger: ……………………………………………………………………………………………………...__,,,---~''¯'\,
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    …………….._,-~'¯ ; ; ; ; ;'\,----,……………………………………………………….,~'' . . . . . . . . . . __,-~~'¯
    ………,_,-~'¯; ; ; ; ;,-'¯¯¯'' '¯~'\,|,……………………………………………….._,-~' . . . . . . . ._,--~'''¯¯
    …… '¯¯; ; ; ; ; ;_. ,/' . . .¯'o~- '|…………………………………………_,-~-~'¯ . , . . . . ¯¯\, . . '\,
    ……¯¯,-~*_ . /' . '\| . . . . . . . .'\…………………………………_,-~*'¯,/',/' . . . . .¯¯¯'~----,,,\,,,, .'\,
    ………..¯¯--, .'\, . . . . . . ,--~-,' '|…………………………_,-~*'¯ ; ;;;;; | .| . . . . . . . . . . . : . .|¯'*| .|
    …………….."\,-'¯''|, . . .,/' ¯¯'-/'/………………….._,-~'¯¯; ; ;;;;;;;;;;;; '| .'| . . . . . . . . . .___,,--~'~''|
    ……………….| . . '\, . . '\,; ; ;|/'.__,-~~--,_,/'¯¯'~'¯; ; ;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; '|,'\, ---,_,,---~'''¯\\''~''''¯¯,--~/''
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    You: lmfao

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    EDIT: Oh god, what happened to you, Phoenix Wright? It looks half as accurate as it did in Omegle


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:47 am

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Gnome Child on Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:21 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Age,sex,location,name,number (;
    Stranger: aight
    Stranger: aight
    Stranger: i can do this
    Stranger: 20
    Stranger: m
    Stranger: california
    Stranger: 3109181894
    Stranger: call me now
    Stranger: do it
    Stranger: my phone is in my hand question dude
    You: 43,M,Behind you,Rapist,RAPE
    Stranger: RAPE!
    You: ;)
    Stranger: stranger danger!
    Stranger: oo a phone call
    Stranger: he says hi
    Stranger: wanna ask him a question?
    You: Tell him "Hi I'm going to rape you"
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: he says i already read it
    Stranger: you dont need to tell me
    Stranger: douche
    You: Double rape all the way
    You: Across the sky
    Stranger: no wayyyyy
    Stranger: double rape
    Stranger: its almost triple rape!
    You: Double complete rapebow?
    Stranger: he says asl
    Stranger: the rapiest bows i aint never seens
    You: 7/F/Fuck you pedo
    Stranger: he says you cant be 7
    Stranger: he hung up :C
    Stranger: i think he left
    Stranger: :(((
    Stranger: not cool
    Stranger: no bueno
    Stranger: so whats up stranger
    Stranger: you disconnecting or do you want to call me also
    You: He's an ass, also I gotta go. Bye stranger!
    You: Also
    You: RAPE!
    Stranger: RAPE!
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: Have a good night!
    Stranger: Night meeting you
    Stranger: :)
    Stranger: i mean
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: hah
    Stranger: :o
    Stranger: honk
    Stranger: its late i have a class tomorrow
    You: Nice meeting you too HONK honk HONK
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:34 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hey

    Stranger: hi stranger

    You: How bout dem ni.ggers?

    Stranger: fuck em is what i always say

    You: Yeh

    You: That Obama kid is a hoodlum

    Stranger: he is riffraff

    You: crazy ass negr.o thinkin' he can be the CEO of america

    Stranger: the klan has lost their balls

    You: agreed

    Stranger: i thought he wouldnt make it 6 months

    Stranger: buut nooooo

    Stranger: no dedicated racists left in this country

    You: Yeah, I've been waitin' for that darky to get assassinated at the beginning of his first term

    You: Yeah, really. The kids of today really don't know how to lynch properly.

    Stranger: its a shame. but hey, what can you do?

    You: Yeah. I just keep my shotgun polished and loaded for when the day may come...

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:41 am

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    You: hi

    Stranger: Hi, INDIAN BOY HERE

    You: MY DICK IS ON FIRE
    THE FRICTION OF RUBBING MY HAND BACK AND FORTH HAS SET IT ALIGHT

    You: I'M PRODUCING ENOUGH HEAT TO PUT OUT THE FIRE IN MY WOOD STOVE AND HEAT THE WHOLE HOUSE

    You: DEAR GOD, IT BURNS LIKE A THOUSAND SUNS

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:43 am

    Talk to strangers!
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    Stranger: hey

    You: MY URINE IS ON FIRE

    Stranger: good for you

    You: I KNOW

    Stranger: ahaha

    You: I PISS FIRE

    You: I AM GOD

    Stranger: i worship you then

    You: DRINK MY FLAMING LIQUIDS OF DOOM

    You: FOR THEY MARK MY LOVE FOR YOU, CHILD

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:55 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hia:)

    You: MY SEMEN IS HYDROCHLORIC ACID\

    Stranger: O no i shldnt hav ate tht :p

    Stranger: lol

    You: IT HAS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF HIV

    Stranger: dammit

    You: HEY, MY SEMEN IS PART OF THIS BALANCED BREAKFAST

    Stranger: In my cherios bitch;)

    Stranger: m or f

    You: IF YOU MULTIPLY YOUR LEVELS OF HIV BY (1/HIV) YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE HIV

    Stranger: haha i didnt hav hiv to begin wit so wah

    You: CHERIOS ARE DELICIOUS

    You: I EAT THEM WITH MY OWN SEMEN EVERY DAY

    You: WHO NEEDS MILK WHEN YOU HAVE HYDROCHLORIC ACID?

    Stranger: M or f jw :)

    You: I AM BOTH

    Stranger: o otay

    You: MALE, FEMALE, AND ASEXUAL

    Stranger: WHOA UR LIKE A WORm

    You: I REPRODUCE THROUGH MITOSIS

    Stranger: WORM*

    Stranger: PLANT CELL

    You: LET ME TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK

    Stranger: YESSS!

    You: DISCOCOURSE

    Stranger: YES!

    You: THE USE OF A DISCO BALL IN INTERCOURSE

    You: INSERT INTO A. VAGINA OR B. ANUS

    Stranger: O YEA

    You: FUCKING HOT RIGHT?

    Stranger: O YES

    You: JUST LIKE HYDROCHLORIC ACID POURING OUT OF MY PENIS

    Stranger: HAH URA GUY:p LOL

    Stranger: r u a drag queen?!?!?

    Stranger: be mi friend

    You: YES

    You: I DRAG MY DICK ALL OVER TOWN

    You: IT IS TOO BIG TO FIT INTO ANY FORM OF LOWER BODY ATTIRE

    Stranger: O BABY ! NAME?

    You: MY NAME IS FLORENCE

    Stranger: NICKI

    You: NICE TO MEAT YOU NICKI, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HYDROCHLORIC ACID AS A SOUVENIR?

    You: I'D PUT IT IN A BAG, BUT, YOU KNOW.

    Stranger: YES

    You: IT WOULD MELT THROUGH.'

    Stranger: HAHA u made my day btw

    Stranger: :)

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:16 am

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    Stranger: Hello

    You: INTERCOURSE

    Stranger: Sex

    You: CAN BABIES DO IT?

    Stranger: Yes

    Stranger: You've never watched baby porn?

    You: TONIGHT, ON DATELINE NBC WE TALK WITH THE EXPERTS ON THIS SUBJECT MATTER: PEDOPHILES

    Stranger: Umm.... You got me

    You: TAKE A SEAT, PROTESTANT

    Stranger: Thank you sir

    Stranger: You got any small children?

    You: OH YES, WE KEEP THIRTY ON HAND AT ALL TIMES, BUT THERE'S ANOTHER 50 IN A WOODEN CRATE IN THE WAREHOUSE

    Stranger: O thank goodness those little fuckers start crying after like 2 seconds of anal so you need a lot of them

    You: I KNOW

    Stranger: That's fucked up I'm sorry...

    You: IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM FOR THE STAFF HERE

    You: THE CAMERAMAN GOES THROUGH AT LEAST 13 A DAY

    Stranger: Whore

    You: I KNOW

    You: HE HAS A PROBLEM

    You: I ONLY NEED 9 A DAY

    Stranger: I'm down to 10

    Stranger: It used to be 17

    You: I HAD THAT PROBLEM WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER

    You: SOME DAYS I WOULD ACTUALLY GO THROUGH 23 IN ONE DAY

    You: 23 FUCKING BABIES

    Stranger: Yeah I gotta go... Freak!

    You: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOSPITALS I HAD TO ROB TO GET THOSE

    You: GOODBYE, MY LOVE

    Stranger: O my

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:19 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: STRANGER DANGER

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Gnome Child on Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:15 am

    Oh god D:


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by TITAN on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:43 pm

    I wish this didn't stop being a thing.

    I might eventually make one of these after the post war.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:44 pm

    AJfriss wrote:I wish this didn't stop being a thing.

    I might eventually make one of these after the post war.

    I still do it every once in a while.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:15 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: hiii

    You: high

    Stranger: how is ur night going

    You: bad

    Stranger: thats not good

    You: correct

    You: it is the opposite of good

    Stranger: definitely

    You: my little sister raped me

    Stranger: ohh wow

    You: i tried to stop her by shoving poop in her mouth

    You: but

    You: she was too strong

    Stranger: that didn't work then

    You: she bit my penis off

    Stranger: must be a strong one

    You: she is a bodybuilder

    You: 7 years old

    Stranger: ohh and then just spit it out as a big insult

    You: what?

    Stranger: spit that penis out as a big insult

    You: she swallowed

    Stranger: ohh better that way tho....doesn't give you such a lowly feeling

    You: I'm losing a lot of blood

    You: ican see the foam of sky balls

    Stranger: tie a shoe string around the stub and it should quit bleeding

    You: monkey unicorns

    You: rainbows and lolipops

    Stranger: cracker crumbs will dry up any oozing blood too

    You: good idea

    Stranger: ohh its amazing

    You: then I can eat that

    Stranger: yeah and don't be driving on the left had side of the road

    You: oh, I thought everyone else was on the wrong side

    You: I guess not

    Stranger: no now that will get u severely hurt or killed

    You: I have caused 16 accidents

    Stranger: and don't stay in holiday inns they are so cruddy

    You: oh, that's my fault

    You: I masterbate all over the walls

    Stranger: don't ever eat a banana or apple left handed either

    You: why not?

    You: is that the gay hand?

    Stranger: can cause massive internal bleeding

    You: oh, I see

    Stranger: never masturbate left handed....its just not right

    You: yeah

    You: that just feels wrong

    Stranger: and for gosh sakes don't pee with a condom on

    You: Oh

    You: I thought that's what they were for

    You: pisscollection

    Stranger: some believe that but it makes such a mess

    You: shit

    You: I got blood all over my white keyboard

    You: it's red now

    Stranger: don't eat any choc easter rabbits i heard they are full of poison....my god what are things coming too

    You: damn, I thought arsenic was good for you

    Stranger: well just few drops never hurts anything u know

    Stranger: ohh and its great if you have worms too

    You: when I read: excellent source of potassium cyanide, I thought that was a good thing

    Stranger: and don't forget to unplug ur christmas tree lights tonight too

    You: it says that on all of my cereal boxes

    Stranger: gee 6 houses have burned down in my neighborhood because of them overheating....such a loss

    You: dang

    Stranger: what is this world coming to anyway and they want us to believe in the global warming garbage....isn't that crazy

    You: everyone around where I live seems to be having a gas leak explosion problem

    You: yeah, that global warming crap

    You: we should cut down all of the trees

    You: that would help, right?

    Stranger: yes it get so disgusting hearing them harp about it all the time

    You: I have a good idea

    You: to prove it wrong

    You: cut down rainforests with H-bombs

    Stranger: need to burn more soft coal it has much better pollution qualities

    You: and if global warming doesn't happen after that, it's fake

    Stranger: ur absolutely right....such garbage they have been spreading around about that

    You: there is nothing wrong with nuclear war

    You: we should start WWIII for the lulz

    Stranger: and to beat all i hear johnny carson was coming back on the tonight show again

    You: Oh, god

    You: duck and cover

    You: did you know

    You: If you are 100 ft away from a thermonuclear detonation

    Stranger: yes i tell you all of this stuff going on is just wearing me out

    You: you can protect yourself with 50 spf sunscreen

    Stranger: lord i'll have to get out and get some of that first thing

    You: yeah

    You: It totally works too

    You: I read that on the internet

    Stranger: and can u believe now they are wanting us to put dirty oil into our vehicles for an oil change

    You: yeah

    You: geez

    You: oil that contains oil

    Stranger: this world is getting into a real mess

    You: yeah, we should protest contraception

    You: so that world hunger will become a problem

    Stranger: ohh definately yes

    You: and give everyone AIDS

    You: to help aiding the cause

    Stranger: ohh hey call in and tell ur views....this is amazing

    You: we should Nuke Africa

    You: because they're all black

    You: but

    You: I heard blacks are immune to nukes

    You: damn

    Stranger: gosh yess i don't know what its taken so long for people to see thru that

    You: and females? geez, I say kill them all. problem solved

    Stranger: that would iradicate a lot of the divorce problems

    You: Exactly

    You: we have so much in common

    You: we should run for president

    Stranger: something so darn simple and no one can see it

    You: of the US

    You: we are even better than the republican candidates

    You: those guys are geniuses

    Stranger: yes we should but they have messed up the job so much its such a headache now

    You: we should kill all of the gay babies

    You: you can tell by looking at a baby

    You: whether it is a gay one

    You: or not

    Stranger: yes another thing so simple people can't grasp onto it

    You: honestly

    You: why can't people see these obvious solutions

    You: to these problems

    Stranger: this whole world is just in such a decline

    You: it is literally going downward in space

    You: relative to some thing

    Stranger: yes its just spiraling away from us

    You: the moon will get a divorce with earth

    You: tired of living with a planet with nasty green shit growing all over it

    You: that's why we must kill the trees

    Stranger:
    and can u imagine the disgust of them want to sell us toilet paper with
    no cardboard roller in it....imagine all of the collapsing rolls

    You: my gosh

    You: well, I must be off to the hospital

    Stranger: ohhh yes u need to that attended too

    You: hail satan!

    Stranger: Hail satan!


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:34 am

    walkinator wrote:
    You: hail satan!

    Stranger: Hail satan!


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    That was fucking perfect.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:04 am

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    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: asl

    Stranger: hey

    You: PROCESSING "asl"...

    You: DID YOU MEAN ALS?

    Stranger: age sex location

    You: PROCESSING "age sex location"...

    Stranger: hey

    You: I AM CTHULU.

    You: INTERCOURSE IS RELEVANT.

    Stranger: u made computer

    You: I AM LOCATED IN THE LEFT RECTUM OF THOR.

    You: PLEASE TYPE NEXT COMMAND.

    Stranger: wow

    Stranger: u gay??

    You: PROCESSING "u gay"...

    You: ROBOTS HAVE NO SEXUAL ORIENTATION.

    You: PLEASE TYPE NEXT COMMAND.

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