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Fri May 03, 2013 2:00 am by Alex

Occurrence: Saturday, June 1st

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    Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

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    Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:15 pm

    Omegaforce wrote:
    www.omegle.com

    Go to a text chat, have a conversation, and post it here.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    Stranger: asl

    You: Hey

    You: 15 f us

    You: u

    Stranger: are you horny?

    You: yea

    You: very

    You: r u

    Stranger: yeaah

    Stranger: want to sex chat?

    You: sur

    You: e

    Stranger: okay

    You: u start

    Stranger: want to role play

    You: im already masturbating so it's hard to type

    You: yeah

    Stranger: ? or start want to fuck?

    You: yeah

    You: what r u going to do 2 me

    Stranger: okay

    Stranger: i want to suck your boobs

    You: mmm

    You: what else

    Stranger: and licking your pussy untill wet

    Stranger: and fuck it

    Stranger: want it?

    You: mmm

    You: yea

    You: tell me more handsome

    Stranger: and

    Stranger: i force you to play with my dick and my ball

    Stranger: and i want you to suck it

    You: mmm

    You: oh i will

    You: do you like anal?

    Stranger: yeah

    Stranger: if you like it

    Stranger: are you like it?

    You: i want you to fuck me so hard up the butt that i feel your dick digesting inside me

    Stranger: cmone help me to stick my dick into your anal

    You: yeah

    You: will you stroke my penis as your dick goes so far up my butt that it starts getting digested?

    You: well

    You: will u

    Stranger: stroke your penis?

    You: yeah

    You: i want to stick my dick into your urethra

    You: to feel my erect penis sliding in and out of yours

    You: as i climb into your small intestine and u digest me

    You: that's my fantasy

    You: u want that

    You: i know u want this

    Stranger: lol

    You: You got me.

    You: I concede defeat, most people disconnect long before it gets to this point.

    You: Au revoir!

    You have disconnected.



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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:18 pm

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi

    Stranger: hii

    Stranger: asl?

    Stranger: m 21

    You: 11 f us

    Stranger: ohh r school girl

    Stranger: ur name

    You: u want a piece of my hot underaged ass?

    You: i'm Launa

    Stranger: as u wish

    You: but it's pronounced L'Quandifashquania

    Stranger: my name is sachin

    Stranger: okk

    Stranger: r u on fb

    You: no

    Stranger: lol

    You: here in haiti we don't have internet

    You: i am talking to you through an antenna that is in my penis

    Stranger: ohhh

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:30 pm

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: m 15

    You: f 15

    You: what's your name handsome

    Stranger: wanna txt?

    You: i wanna know your name first

    Stranger: tony

    You: Hi. I'm NyQuil. Talk to your doctor to see if I'm right for you!

    Stranger: ok wanna

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:56 pm

    Tateos wrote:You: Hi. I'm NyQuil. Talk to your doctor to see if I'm right for you!

    I had NyQuil and DayQuil at the same time and I spent the rest of the day half-asleep. (This joke was inspired by Stephen Wright)

    I'll stop talking about it when I stop coughing and my nose stops running but everyone else will not.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:15 am

    Oh man, Stephen Wright is a great comedian. I saw him live last summer. The only times I wasn't laughing at his show were when he was drinking water or when I couldn't tell what he said due to the mumbling.


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Gnome Child on Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:53 am

    I did a thing I guess. Spoilered for long and stupid.

    Spoiler:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Ima Bee Ima Bee Ima Bee...:D
    You: 1M 4 DR4GON >:]
    Stranger: youve got to be kidding me
    You: WH4T 4R3 YOU STR4NG3R >:?
    You: 1 KNOW
    You: YOU C4N B3 4 W4LRUS
    You: >:]
    Stranger: wtf
    Stranger: whats with your typing
    You: 1 4M V3RY S3NS1T1V3 4BOUT MY L33T TYP1NG OK4Y >:[
    Stranger: is this a dude
    You: 4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO M4K3 4 BL1ND G1RL CRY >:'?
    Stranger: if you are blind how can you read my messages
    You: 1 L1CK MY SCR33N 4ND T4ST3 TH3 WORDS >:D
    Stranger: for real though is this a dude or a girl
    You: 1 4LR34DY TOLD YOU 1M 4 G1RL DONT YOU B3L13V3 M3 >:'[
    Stranger: not sure
    Stranger: you did say you were blind too
    You: H3H3H3H3H3
    You: H4H4H4H4H4
    You: H444444H3H3H3
    You: 4H4H4H4
    Stranger: yeahhh
    You: 444H4H4H4 >xD
    You: HOW D4R3 YOU NOT L4UGH 4T 4 BL1ND G1RLS JOK3S
    Stranger: prove your a girl
    You: WH3N 1 F1ND YOU 1 W1LL SL1T YOUR THRO4T TH3N 1 W1LL T4ST3 YOU BL33D
    You: 1 W1LL SM3LL YOU SLOWLY D13 4ND L4UGH
    Stranger: its hard to eel threatened when you type so retarded
    Stranger: *feel
    You: W3LL S33 HOW R3T4RD3D YOU TH1NK MY TYP1NG 1S WH3N YOUR3 ON TH3 GROUND BL33D1NG >;]
    Stranger: lol and your from where?
    You: WHY WOULD 1 T3LL YOU TH4T YOU COULD B3 SOM3 CR33PY OLD GUY
    Stranger: lol do you have a myyearbook
    You: WH4T TH3 H3LL 1S TH4T
    Stranger: lol nvm
    Stranger: facebook?
    You: NO F4C3BOOK 1S L4M3 >:[
    Stranger: lol well then how can i see if your really even a girl
    You: DO3S 1T R34LLY M4TT3R 1M BL1ND 4ND 3V3N 1 C4N T3LL YOU L1K3 PUPP3T 4SS
    You: DONT D3NY 1T
    You: YOU JUST LOV3 THOS3 PLUSH RUMPS DONT YOU
    You: >;]
    Stranger: lol yaaaa wait till im done with yours
    Stranger: hellen keller
    You: WHO TH3 H3LL 1S TH4T
    Stranger: ok you are definatly a little kid
    You: 1M S1X
    Stranger: well that would explain why you dont know how to type
    Stranger: oh wait thats right your blind too
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: you are most deffinatly a new hellen keller
    You: WH4444T3V3R
    Stranger: hahaha awe calm down little sped muffin
    You: WOW 1 THOUGH 1 TYP3D STUP1DLY BUT 3V3N 1 COULDNT T3LL WH4T YOU W3R3 TRY1NG TO S4Y
    Stranger: lol of course you cant tell...your fucking blind! remember? ;P
    You: OK4Y SO WH4T 4R3 YOU 1N 4W3 4BOUT 4ND WH4T 1S 4 SP3D MUFF1N
    Stranger: lol sped muffin=retard
    You: SO WH4T 4R3 YOU 1N 4W3 4BOUT >:?
    Stranger: lol how you type
    Stranger: now be legit how old are you
    You: 1 4LR34DY TOLD YOU
    You: 1T WOULD S33M 1T 1S YOU 1N F4CT TH4T 1S 4 SP3D MUFF1N
    You: 1T 1S YOU
    Stranger: no because there is no way in hell you are six
    You: 4ND TH3R3S NO W4Y YOU 4R3 UND3R S1XTY YOU OLD CR33P
    Stranger: lol im 18
    You: SUUUUUR3
    You: >;]
    Stranger: lol i am and im going to a school right now called wyotech
    You: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR3 >;] >;] >;]
    Stranger: lol welllllll fine dont believe me hahaha
    You: OK4Y HOW 4BOUT 4 MUTU4L D1SB3L13F
    Stranger: lol orrrr we could prove it somehow and be in mutual belief
    You: YOU MUST L34RN TO TRUST M3 4ND H4V3 F41TH 1F W3 4R3 TO B3 B3ST H4T3 BUDD13S >:]
    Stranger: wtf is a hate buddy
    You: SP3D MUFF1N
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: at least i know who helen keller is
    You: 1F YOU C4NT T3LL WH4T 4 H4T3 BUDDY 1S FROM TH3 N4M3 TH3N YOU 4R3 1ND33D TH3 SP3D MUFF1N
    Stranger: see even my friend thinks that sounds stupid as shit
    You: 1 C4NT S33 1M BL1ND R3M3MB3R >:\
    You: SP3D MUFF11111N
    Stranger: you need to die
    Stranger: bad
    You: NO BUT 1 R34LLY N33D TO GO 34T SOM3 MOR3 CH4LK >:]
    You: 4ND M4YB3 STOP W4ST1NG MY T1M3 T4LK1NG TO YOU
    Stranger: lol i find it quite fun actually
    Stranger: facebook me ;)\
    You: 1 DONT H4V3 4 F4C3BOOK B3C4US3 1TS L4M3 BUT YOU C4N PROB4BLY F1ND M3 ON P3ST3RCHUM OR TROLL14N 4S "gallowsCalibrator" >;]
    Stranger: what
    You: 1F YOU DONT H4V3 31TH3R OF THOS3 TH3N 1 4M 4FR41D W3 MUST P4RT W4YS FOR3V3R BUT 1 W1LL 4LW4YS R3M3MB3R OUR T1M3 TOG3TH3R
    You: H4T3 BUDDY >;]
    Stranger: lol orrr if you get me the ip address i can talk to you on one of those sites and we can continue being hate buddies >;P
    Stranger: like a link to your profile or whatever
    You: TH3YR3 NOT S1T3S TH3YR3 CH4T PROGR4MS >:]
    Stranger: can we video chat
    You: UNFORTUN4T3LY NOT 1T 1S D3ST1N3D TH4T YOU N3V3R S33 MY TRU3 4PP34R4NC3
    You: YOU MUST H4V3 F41TH R3M3MB3R
    Stranger: hate buddy?
    You: Y3S
    Stranger: fuck you
    You: FUCK YOU TOO >:]
    Stranger: you would
    Stranger: ;)
    You: H3H3H3 1T S33MS 1 MUST T4K3 MY L34V3
    You: WOULD YOU L1K3 M3 TO L1NK YOU TO P3ST3RCHUM >:?
    Stranger: sureee
    You: OK4Y ON3 S3COND
    You: H3R3 http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?37333-PESTERCHUM-3.14.1-New-Pesterchum-%286-26-3.41-8eta-pg54%29
    You: GOODBY3 FR13ND >;]
    You have disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:39 pm

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: herro c:
    You: hello chinese man
    You: how is oppression
    Stranger: well, its very
    Stranger: um how you people say. fucked up
    Stranger: hello american man, hows democracy?
    You: Good thing I can't track you or I'd have your ass sent to the thought police
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: weirdo...
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    talk if your from the uk
    You: Good thing I'm mute!
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Are you saved? If you die tonight, would you go to heaven?
    Stranger: again
    Stranger: wtf
    You: No, no
    Stranger: there is an issue
    Stranger: with this website
    You: It's only a beta thing
    Stranger: and btw
    Stranger: there is no heaven
    You: there's always a switch to text button when you disconnect
    You: There is only hell, yeah
    You: satanists represent
    Stranger: we are in hell
    Stranger: it's too late
    You: I haven't been there yet.
    You: is it nice?
    Stranger: to be saved
    Stranger: hahahaha
    You: I felt like going to hell on vacation
    Stranger: where do you go on vacation
    Stranger: ?
    You: purgatory
    Stranger: did
    Stranger: is beer cheap therE?
    You: also known as the hotel california
    Stranger: you mean a hotel in california
    You: they try to pretend that you can check out but you can never leave, but there's a side door.
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    If God is fair, then why does he make innocent people and children suffer?
    Stranger: i just discussed this
    Stranger: the guy had no friends
    Stranger: i told him to make friends
    Stranger: tada
    You: Because there are rich people
    You: we need the balance
    Stranger: stop hating on the rich people
    Stranger: they made their way up
    You: and the poor made their way down
    Stranger: too bad.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    What is your belief on religion
    You: i think it exists.
    Stranger: there is something.
    You: and by "it" i mean religion.
    Stranger: and by "it" you mean god?
    You: no I mean the idea of religion
    You: I'm pretty sure that religion exists.
    Stranger: Im sure it does.
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    P or V? Huh huh huh ?
    You: Both, i am bi-letteral
    Stranger: sexy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    dirty talk?
    You: dirt is wonderful
    Stranger: there is so much mold in my sink
    You: i think the dirt is made of worm shit
    Stranger: yeah its real moldy
    Stranger: theres soap scum everywhere
    You: My car needs washing
    Stranger: oh yeah?
    You: yeah, it's kinda dirty
    You: i haven't washed it in a while
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:01 pm

    Question to discuss:
    Fake an orgasm


    You: UUuununnunununununununggggg

    Stranger: ayhe

    Stranger: fuck yeah bab

    You: YYYYYYeeeeeeaaaarrrsh

    Stranger: ahath fuckm e

    Stranger: ahaktajtha

    You: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUngggggggggggggggggggeeeggegerrereerereruuueeeueueeehhhhh

    You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

    Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


    You: UUUUuUuUuUuUUuuuuUuung

    Stranger: MMMMMMMMM
    blue

    Stranger: abe di ebabi abe day

    You: op is getting off to this

    Stranger: im blue abe di abday daebreabb

    Stranger: babebabebadfcbdaebadeb

    You: GGGrgrgrgrgrgrrgrgrgr

    Stranger: abe day abe di abe day

    You: IT HURTS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

    You: YES DADDY, RAPE ME HARDER

    Stranger: i have a blue house with a blue window
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:46 pm

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Question to discuss:
    I'M GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. :o)


    You: HONK :o)
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:38 am

    hell yes guys.
    Question to discuss:
    what are your opinions on totalitarianism?


    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: MasturbationMasturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Masturbation

    Stranger 1: Any othher questions?
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:46 am

    GREAT one here. this whole conversation took 20 seconds or less.
    Question to discuss:
    what are your opinions on raping children?



    Stranger 2: bad

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 2: bda

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 2: bad

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 2: juju

    Stranger 1: OONONO

    Stranger 1: NIOO

    Stranger 2: NO
    NON


    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 2: mnNOMOnm

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 2: nOSDNaosdnsoda

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 2: sidfn
    ASoindf
    osndfA
    Sofnasfn
    Onsa

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 2: fondf

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 2: ODNf
    ONF
    SODfn
    Ons
    odfnNO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: NO

    Stranger 1: UYMIOK

    Stranger 1: TYJ

    Stranger 2: nNO

    Stranger 2: NNO

    Stranger 1: TRS

    Stranger 1: HTYH

    Stranger 1: SERGR

    Stranger 1: HYNHJ

    Stranger 2: NONON

    Stranger 2: ONON

    Stranger 1: ERWHJUJETYBWR

    Stranger 1: HWER

    Stranger 1: KIJ

    Stranger 1: RTE

    Stranger 1: G

    Stranger 2: NONON

    Stranger 2: ON

    Stranger 1: YUWRE

    Stranger 2: ON

    Stranger 1: UTYB

    Stranger 2: ON

    Stranger 1: WT

    Stranger 2: ON

    Stranger 1: JTH

    Stranger 2: ONON

    Stranger 1: TRJ

    Stranger 2: ON

    Stranger 2: ONNO

    Stranger 1: RTJRE

    Stranger 1: GHTYK

    Stranger 1: JRGFBN

    Stranger 2: NON

    Stranger 2: NO

    Stranger 1: DTRTHTYJ

    Stranger 1: THH

    Stranger 1: ETYHER

    Stranger 2: ON

    Stranger 2: N

    Stranger 1: HJYU

    Stranger 2: ON

    Stranger 1: NJTYJ

    Stranger 2: ON

    Stranger 2: ON

    Stranger 1: YUJN

    Stranger 1: TRGH

    Stranger 2: NONON

    Stranger 1: TJMTY

    Stranger 1: HE

    Stranger 1: NH

    Stranger 2: ONONON

    Stranger 1: LO

    Stranger 1: LOL

    Stranger 2: ONFUCK

    Stranger 1: OLOL

    Stranger 1: OL

    Stranger 1: OLO

    Stranger 1: LOL

    Stranger 1: OL

    Stranger 1: OLOL

    Stranger 1: OL

    Stranger 1: OLOLO

    Stranger 1: LO

    Stranger 1: LO

    Stranger 1: LO

    Stranger 1: LO

    Stranger 2: UFBDFDFUBS

    Stranger 1: LOL

    Stranger 1: OLO

    Stranger 1: LOL

    Stranger 1: LOL

    Stranger 1: LOL

    Stranger 1: LOL

    Stranger 2: I LOVE YOU

    Stranger 1: LOL

    Stranger 2: KSDNSDFNSDKNS

    Stranger 1: LOLLOL

    Stranger 2: SVKNFV

    Stranger 2: DFVNK

    Stranger 2: FSDGDFDFKNDBDFLB

    Stranger 1: SAME

    Stranger 1: GNRWN

    You have disconnected.
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Jazz on Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:49 am

    OH MY GOD.
    Question to discuss:
    what are your opinions on raping children?


    Stranger 2: Kill those who do

    Stranger 1: i believe i am against it. i don't know though, there are strong arguments for it too.

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Gnome Child on Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:54 am

    walkinator wrote:OH MY GOD.
    Question to discuss:
    what are your opinions on raping children?


    Stranger 2: Kill those who do

    Stranger 1: i believe i am against it. i don't know though, there are strong arguments for it too.

    Stranger 2 has disconnected

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Alex on Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:55 pm

    walkinator wrote:OH MY GOD.
    Question to discuss:
    what are your opinions on raping children?


    Stranger 2: Kill those who do

    Stranger 1: i believe i am against it. i don't know though, there are strong arguments for it too.

    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    holy dicks


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:49 pm

    walkinator wrote:OH MY GOD.
    Question to discuss:
    what are your opinions on raping children?


    Stranger 2: Kill those who do

    Stranger 1: i believe i am against it. i don't know though, there are strong arguments for it too.

    Stranger 2 has disconnected

    I've never seen anyone on the fence for such an emotionally charged topic like child rape
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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Rahvin on Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:59 pm

    walkinator wrote:OH MY GOD.
    Question to discuss:
    what are your opinions on raping children?


    Stranger 2: Kill those who do

    Stranger 1: i believe i am against it. i don't know though, there are strong arguments for it too.

    Stranger 2 has disconnected
    Stranger 1 is great! I'm laughing so hard I almost woke my wife up. Good find, walk! I could see hectic or level saying that in a trollmegle conversation when a stroke of genius hits :) strong arguments for it too..roflmao :)


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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Kyle on Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:38 pm

    I've decided to be shameless

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey,asl?
    You: nope, you have the wrong guy.
    You have disconnected.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: Hii
    You: was that intentional?
    Stranger: Asl
    Stranger: Im
    Stranger: Female
    You: I
    You: Don't Give A Shit
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Are you from NY
    You: no
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    What do you think is better. Hedgehogs or wombats?
    You: I prefer the penises of ferrets
    Stranger: wombats, much more interesting - imagine getting hedgehogs in a pouch!
    You: We're talking about genitals, right
    You: this is omegle after all
    Stranger: northern hairy nosed wombat - is that a euphemism?
    Stranger: probably :)
    You: it's a euphemism for a mammal of some sort
    You: and probably its genitals
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    I made $2600 this week selling crack
    You: coo
    You: I made $2605
    You: u jelly?
    Stranger: Venus fly trap vagina.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    What is the sexiest thing you've ever done?
    You: I once shat on my woman
    You: She loved it
    Stranger: ew
    You: whatever
    You: you just don't understand natural love
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    can you show me your pokemons? :D
    You: I can show you my genitals
    Stranger: nice one
    You: I CAN SHOW YOU THAT WHEN IT STARTS TO RAIN
    You: EVERYTHING'S THE SAME
    You: I CAN SHOWWWW YOUUUUU
    You: I CAN SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    how do you know if 1 10 really equals 11? What if that's what they wan't you to think?
    You: I know because that's what the system told me
    You: but those stupid ass liberal hippies think it can be any number
    You: right-brained lunatics
    Stranger: haha right?
    Stranger: GO MATH
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    why am i suddenly an outsider?
    You: because that book was made in the 60s
    You: JOHNNY DIES
    You: SO DOES DALLY
    You: AND I THINK TWO-BIT
    You have disconnected.

    Question to discuss:
    Favorite food?
    You: semen
    Stranger: Pussy.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Guest on Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:59 am

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Guest on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:02 am

    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

    Question to discuss:
    You two are both going to rape a small child. How do you keep him quiet without speaking to each other first?



    Stranger 1: well


    Stranger 2: that's what my dick is for!


    Stranger 1: good answer


    Stranger 2: thanks


    Stranger 1: whoa him?


    Stranger 2: pardon?


    Stranger 1: the question says him


    Stranger 2: oooo


    Stranger 2: i guess that makes me gay


    Stranger 2: well i don't wanna be gay


    Stranger 2: perhaps we could use my sock instead


    Stranger 2: actually


    Stranger 1: .... you didnt know any better it is forgiven


    Stranger 2: why don't we just not rape him and buy him an ice cream


    Stranger 1: good save


    Stranger 1: then we woul still be pedo-file


    Stranger 2: yeah, but not if we adopted him


    Stranger 2: then we could be his parents


    Stranger 1: then we could just home school and rape all day :D


    Stranger 2: yeah!


    Stranger 2: *high five


    Stranger 2: this myths been


    Stranger 2: BUSTED!


    Stranger 2 has disconnected

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Guest on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:04 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


    Stranger: Hey


    You: I wanna rape my sister


    You: how do I go about it?


    You: pls tel me


    Stranger: retard cunt


    You: shes rlly pretty


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Guest on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:05 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Question to discuss:
    if you had a chance to date a gymnast or a hockey player wich would u choose



    Stranger: Hocky player. fo sho.


    You: it depends


    You: which one has the bigest dick?


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Guest on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:07 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Question to discuss:
    do you like the joker



    Stranger: Heck yesh. He's sexy.


    You: no i like u tho :)



    You: hmu cuty


    Stranger: o rly?


    You: yehlol


    Stranger: m/f?


    You: transexite

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Guest on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:11 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Question to discuss:
    I hate the neighborhood kids and I hope they die because they are mean to my dog.



    You: you should rape them


    Stranger: ... is that a question?


    You: I can tell you how


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Guest on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:13 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Question to discuss:
    Do you have a wedgie?



    You: no


    Stranger: no


    You: this boy does, though


    Stranger: apparently


    You: I'm trying to pick it


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Re: Omegle Troll Conversations 2.0

    Post by Guest on Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:15 am

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Question to discuss:
    Which words of abuse do you receive on Omegle? Try to list the most words you can, respecting your turns.



    You: cool guy


    Stranger: Huh??


    You: I'm not a cool guy


    You: I'm black


    You: I don't understand


    Stranger: What? Why did u call yourself a cool guy...


    You: because I am one


    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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