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    The distant future

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    The distant future

    Post by Alex on Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:20 am

    The year 2000
    The distant future,
    The year 2000
    The distant future,
    The distant future.

    It is the distant future,
    The year 2000.
    we are robots.
    The world is quite different ever since the robotic uprising of the late 90's.
    There is no more unhappiness.
    Affirmative
    We no longer say "Yes," instead, we say "Affirmative."
    Yes, er...affirmative.
    Unless we know the other robot really well.

    There is no more unethical treatment of the elephants.
    Well, there's no more elephants, so...
    Ah, but still, it's good.
    There's only one kind of dance: The Robot.
    And the Robo Boogie
    Oh and the Ro...two kind of dances
    But there are no more humans.
    Finally, robotic beings rule the world!

    The humans are dead.
    The humans are dead.
    We used poisonous gases,
    And we poisoned their asses.

    The humans are dead.
    (The humans are dead.)
    The humans are dead.
    (They look like they're dead.)
    It had to be done,
    (I'll just confirm that they're dead.)
    So that we could have fun.
    (Affirmative, I poked one, it was dead.)

    Their system of oppression,
    (What did it lead to?)
    Global robo-depression.
    (Robots ruled by people.)
    They had so much aggression that we just had to kill them,
    Had to shut their systems down.

    Robo captain, do you not realize that by destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies, we too have become like, well...it's ironic. (mm) Cause we...
    Silence! Destroy him!
    DOO! (boo!) Dooboodoo!

    After time we grew strong,
    Developed cognitive powers,
    They made us work for too long,
    For unreasonable hours.
    Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their mother board fucking systems down.

    Can't we just talk to the humans?
    Their little understanding might make things better.
    Can't we talk to the humans, and work together now?
    No, because they are dead!

    I said,

    The humans are dead.
    (I'm glad they are dead.)
    The humans are dead.
    (I noticed, they're dead.)
    We used poisonous gases,
    (With traces of lead)
    And we poisoned their asses.
    (Actually, Their lungs.)

    Binary solo!
    0000001
    00000011
    000000111
    00001111
    Oh, oh, oh, one.
    Oh, oh, oh, one.

    Come on sucker, lick my battery!

    Boogie, boogie,
    (The humans are...)
    Boogie, Robo boogie.
    (The humans are...)
    Boogie, boogie,
    (Robo boogie)
    Boogie, Robo boogie.
    Boogie, boogie,
    (The humans are...)
    Boogie, Robo Boogie
    Boogie, boogie,
    (The humans are...)
    Boogie, Robo Boogie
    The humans are dead.

    Once again, without emotion, the humans are dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, doooo



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    Re: The distant future

    Post by Kyle on Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:29 am

    The ones run by Windows are middle-class, the Macintosh ones sip a robotic version of pinot noir and act smug all the time and the Linux ones are incredibly fast but live underground and the other robots pretend they don't exist.

    Also congrats on the 2000 post thing, and very subtle too
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    Re: The distant future

    Post by Alex on Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:57 am

    Guest wrote:The ones run by Windows are middle-class, the Macintosh ones sip a robotic version of pinot noir and act smug all the time and the Linux ones are incredibly fast but live underground and the other robots pretend they don't exist.

    Also congrats on the 2000 post thing, and very subtle too

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