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    What are you eating?

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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Kyle on Mon May 20, 2013 8:08 am

    you should eat one of those smoked steaks with the ghetto shit you eat sometimes
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Alex on Mon May 20, 2013 6:58 pm

    Alfredo noodles.


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Aktve on Mon May 20, 2013 7:57 pm

    I'm eating a salad lol
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Rahvin on Mon May 20, 2013 9:02 pm

    Smoked steak, plus alfredo noodles, plus apple sauce, on a pizza.

    This sounds so bomb. I'll post when this is happening.


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Rahvin on Mon May 20, 2013 10:01 pm

    Random sidenote, my wife bought me a creamy alfredo thing.

    And I still have steak.


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Gnome Child on Mon May 20, 2013 10:27 pm

    Half of a chocolate muffin. LIVING ON THE EDGE, MAN.


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Alex on Mon May 20, 2013 10:32 pm

    Aktve wrote:Anyway what does reputation even mean?

    basically it's karma
    it's a user's total number of upvotes subtracted by their total number of downvotes


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Kyle on Mon May 20, 2013 10:50 pm

    Pointed Stick wrote:
    Aktve wrote:Anyway what does reputation even mean?

    basically it's karma
    it's a user's total number of upvotes subtracted by their total number of downvotes

    i'm sorry, can you please explain simple arithmetic to me
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Tetris on Mon May 20, 2013 11:07 pm

    i don't eat ever
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Alex on Mon May 20, 2013 11:13 pm

    Yo Boy Jon wrote:
    Pointed Stick wrote:
    Aktve wrote:Anyway what does reputation even mean?

    basically it's karma
    it's a user's total number of upvotes subtracted by their total number of downvotes

    i'm sorry, can you please explain simple arithmetic to me

    okay
    so
    Little Ouganbe Jr., a small African child, has six penises. Tax collectors come and take four of them as a tithe. Ouganbe is left with two penises.
    This concept is called subtraction.
    Years later, an adolescent Ouganbe Jr., still with only two penises, learns how to play poker, and wins five more penises. He now has seven penises.
    This concept is called addition.
    Even later, a young-adult up-and-coming corporate hotshot invests 4 of his 7 penises in the stock market. Three weeks later, the price of his Google stock triples, and he goes to his stock broker, who gives him back 12 penises, as his original 4 bought him something that would be later worth 3 times more than when they were invested.
    This concept is called multiplication.
    As a middle-aged man, Ouganbe Jr. cheats on his wife, she finds out, and they get a divorce. As settled by their divorce lawyer, his wife gets 50% of Ouganbe Jr.'s assets, leaving him with 1/2 of what he used to have.
    This concept is called division.


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Aktve on Tue May 21, 2013 5:24 am

    Awesome maths Tat
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Rahvin on Tue May 21, 2013 7:37 am

    With all of those penises it'd be hard not to cheat on his wife. Once 3-4 penises have done their deed in there you just need more holes.


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Kyle on Tue May 21, 2013 8:08 am

    Pointed Stick wrote:
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    Aktve wrote:Anyway what does reputation even mean?

    basically it's karma
    it's a user's total number of upvotes subtracted by their total number of downvotes

    i'm sorry, can you please explain simple arithmetic to me

    okay
    so

    that's some pretty sexy math
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Alex on Tue May 21, 2013 6:13 pm

    Just to clarify, 50% of Ouganbe's assets includes 50% of his penises. As Ouganbe only had 37 penises at the time, one of his penises had to be cut in half, leaving him with 18 1/2 dicks hanging from his grapevine.
    This is called a mixed fraction, by the way.

    Also, I like how the only thread that is supposed to be about food is now the only one that has not been derailed to be about food.


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Aktve on Tue May 21, 2013 7:43 pm

    I'v always preferred improper fractions to mixed fractions for some reason
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Kyle on Tue May 21, 2013 8:02 pm

    it helps with consistency, especially in multiplication and division of fractions
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Alex on Tue May 21, 2013 8:08 pm

    Aktve wrote:I'v always preferred improper fractions to mixed fractions for some reason

    i do to, i just started with mixed because that's what they taught me first back in elementrygarten


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Aktve on Tue May 21, 2013 8:29 pm

    Math just seems that the more and more courses you take you learn that most of the rules you just learned in the class before don't really matter
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Kyle on Tue May 21, 2013 8:43 pm

    "you thought all numbers EXISTED? bitch look what happens when i get the square root of -1"
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Rahvin on Wed May 22, 2013 11:51 pm

    Does that mean he has 74 quarter penises?

    That's a lot of penis parts.


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Alex on Thu May 23, 2013 12:17 am

    i should take this all the way into calculus somehow


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Tetris on Thu May 23, 2013 12:26 am

    this is the one thread that doesn't derail into being about food

    instead, the thread about food derailed into being about MATH
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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Alex on Thu May 23, 2013 12:57 am

    Tetris wrote:this is the one thread that doesn't derail into being about food

    instead, the thread about food derailed into being about MATH

    at some point, i'm sure he will grill one of his own penises


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by Gnome Child on Thu May 23, 2013 7:05 am

    Damn niqqa, I just ate a meatball subway. #subwayswag


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    Re: What are you eating?

    Post by LevelAktveIsRahvin on Thu May 23, 2013 8:08 am

    A ramen burger.

    As in, ramen between two buns.

    I boiled the noodles till they were kinda soft, then added some tuna for consistency and fried the mixture for like a minute.

    I also friend the top and bottom buns so that they wouldn't get soggy when I dipped the undersides in broth.

    Once that was done, I added the ramen mixture to the buns, slapped some cheese on that bitch, and took a bite.

    It was heavenly.

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